Dad Jokes

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submitted 3 days ago by Susaga@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Just kidding. What pirates love most is the C.

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[–] Olap@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago

Ahh, but without P he's quite irate!

[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I it B the C

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I C D C!

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

O I C U

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The one their mother sends them.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

And their least favourite letter is "Dear sir or madam, due to suspicious activity from your IP address..."

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i know what their least favorite letter is.

the one they gets from their ISP.

[–] mrnobody@reddthat.com 5 points 2 days ago

Aharr, ye be right!

[–] WoolyNelson@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I thought their favorite letter was a Letter of Marque from the King.