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[–] Signtist@bookwyr.me 57 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

There's a reason that's what we think aliens would do, and it's because it's what we would do if we found another inhabited planet.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 25 points 4 weeks ago

It's the same reason racists are afraid of being the minority race.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 7 points 4 weeks ago

Is this also related to why we think aliens would want to fuck us?

[–] Drekaridill@lemmy.wtf 38 points 4 weeks ago

Alien: "We'll sodomise your young!"

Me: "Well, you see..."

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 25 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

alien: whelp, I guess it's this then:
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[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 20 points 4 weeks ago

Damn, that seems so much more comfortable than the way we currently torment ourselves while deluding ourselves into believing a fictional reality.

[–] MoonMelon@lemmy.ml 18 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I never noticed how caked up Neo's podneighbor is. Pretty good for having never used your ass muscles.

[–] edible_funk@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 weeks ago

Straight up badonk.

[–] coolman@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

I'm super down

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 20 points 4 weeks ago

"Take us to your leader!"

"Does that mean you'll abduct them? If so, thanks!"

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Pls send sexy plant aliens.

[–] CompostMaterial@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

I have always said that if given the opportunity, I would sale out the human race to an alien invasion without a seconds hesitation. It truly can't be any worse.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 4 weeks ago

Found Ye Wenjie

[–] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 weeks ago

you dont have enough imagination

[–] belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 weeks ago

You sweet summer child.

[–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 weeks ago

At least they have advanced technology.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 weeks ago

Ohh please do come, we haven't been concurred in a while and thigns are getting stale

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