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[–] rljkeimig@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Are crabs still winning and is there a word like carcinization to describe the mammal -> anteater pipeline?

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] rljkeimig@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Very cool Nature, I love it 👍

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The parallels with crabs / carcinization was the first thing I thought of when I saw the headline.

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Become a crab. Become an anteater.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

¿Por qué no los dos?

With CRISPR CAS9, we can become both. While WW3 is on the doorstep, WW4 will be fought between the crabby ant-eaters and the ant-eating crabs.

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 weeks ago

"This animal eats ants, so let's call it an Anteater."

"What about this other one that also eats ants?"

"Uh, I dunno, Numbat I guess?"

[–] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hahaha, I thought the crab counter was at about 5? Ez win for the anteaters. I mean there were some bivalve boys but there can only be one, true clam.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, I'm a crab dude and am not switching to anteater now, this is the delicious hill I die on. But I'll pay them their rheumatism.

[–] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

It makes sense. Ants are delicious!

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Anteaterization.

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ants should stop being so fcking tasty if they don't want to be eaten.

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Tasty barely has anything to do with it, they should stop being the most common animal on the planet by like a factor of 8.

The total biomass of Earth's ant population is estimated at around 12 megatons, that's a fucking lot. I'm told this exceeds the total combined biomass of all wild birds and non-human mammals, and matches about 20% of total human biomass.

If you put all the creatures of the Earth in a bag and pulled one out at random, you're about 50% likely to pull an ant.

If we can get them all in one area, we should be able to pull the Earth out of orbit.