Imagine I bothered to look up the Matt Damon rapidly aging gif, and put it in this reply. If it’s not too much trouble.
this post was submitted on 21 Jan 2026
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NO! he said imagine it not post it!
Ah, the old rituals. I remember summoning the powers of the dark gods Napster and Limewire as part of the rites.
Though I am old enough to remember the more ancient cassette magics. Those required precise mixing rather than burning, and were much more archaic, sometimes involving transcribing messages from the very ether.
Ah, the old rituals. I remember summoning the powers of the dark gods Napster and Limewire as part of the rites.
The good old days when you didn't know if you were downloading a Metallica song, pornography, or a virus but were happy regardless.
Nero Burning ROM!
Hail the spindle of blank cds!
I still have some cds my high school gf burned for me...
She was soon after diagnosed scizophrenic. Jesus told her to burn all her rock music because it was evil. He apparently told her this thst morning while bathing in her coffee cup. After she'd done her collection st showed up at my house and started burning mine, so I wouldn't go to hell either.
And it really whips the llama’s ass
Elder Millennials were always one buffer underrun away from wasting five bucks.
Excellent troll.
Millennial kids knew about rotary phones, and floppy disks, and dot-matrix printers. Was still fun to rib at the older generations ¯_(ツ)_/¯