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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 100 points 2 days ago (5 children)

This reminds me of a friend of mine whose hatred of olives was legendary. Like he didn’t just dislike them. We’re talking about a seething, unrelenting loathing. This was a man who wished violence and suffering on olives.

Now, his neighbor would traditionally gift his family homemade chocolates during the holidays. And one year (you already know where this is going don’t you?), his teenage children conspired with the neighbor to gift him with, yup, chocolate covered olives.

He didn’t speak to his neighbor for six years after that.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 48 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So you're saying if I don't want to talk to my neighbor anymore I just have to identify and gift them their least favorite foods?

[–] udon@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or else pretend they did something like that to you

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

That sounds even easier!

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have a friend that's Hindu and he told me his "friends" put ground beef into the lamb mince as a "prank". He didn't easily forgive them either. I don't think that's on this level, but I feel as though you should be able to feel out your friends enough to pull a prank. If you can't really tell, then you shouldn't mess with them.

That being said, six years is a REALLY long time 🤣

[–] Flauschige_Lemmata@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

To me that sounds even worse.

[–] embed_me@programming.dev 31 points 1 day ago

Same. This sounds like pranking a person who likes dogs by mixing in dog meat in their food

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 day ago

Sounds like he needs a better sense of humor.

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

When I was a little kid I went to my grandparents house where they were having some party with a buffet. I ate what I thought was a grape, but in fact it was something I'd never tasted before: an olive. It took me about 30 years to start liking olives, for a very long time they just tasted like rotten grapes.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Did he talk to his children after that?

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

Dun-diggy-dun-diggy-dun-diggy-dun-diggy Dun Dun Diggity dun

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Anyone else see a dildo? No? Just me? Okay then...

[–] BlasphemousTiefling@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 days ago

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Looked a lot like a feeldo by the thumbnail.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

This is a war crime. A very very funny war crime.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Could have been worse. Luckily shy didn't get into glass blowing.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Would it have been worse the other way around?

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago

Imagine stepping into a shower and rubbing yourself down with a chocolate lobster.

You probably won’t think it’s chocolate at first.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wouldn't the packaging be really different?

[–] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not if you make them yourself.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Oh yeah, missed that!