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[–] PissingIntoTheWind@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That woman knew her dad was shitting on women. And did nothing to stop it. He was literally shitting on them.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

I wish I were still capable of surprise.

[–] tangonov@lemmy.ca 14 points 6 days ago

The fact that this is Stephanie McMahon makes it so fucking funny

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Karenposting in the shitpost community

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

still would.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 67 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No thanks, I already ate.

Still sounds more appetizing than the "food" in the Last Week Tonight segment on Olive Garden, though 🤷

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 week ago

To be fair, the entirety of the staff is Hispanic.

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago
[–] barzaria@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (4 children)

What even is this face? I agree that this is the face they make but what emotion is this suggesting?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

"Ain't I a little stinker!? I'm so kyoot!"

[–] OshagHennessey@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

"Look how cute I am! Please ignore the embarrassing and obnoxious thing I just did."

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago

That face says: "All my life, everyone has told me how great my smile is, so I exaggerate it as much and as often as possible. For photos.

I'm a big honking bitch, otherwise."

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[–] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I have mild face blindness. Is this is all the same woman or are they different?

[–] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 6 points 6 days ago
[–] Poteau_Poutre@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Stephanie McMahon is the answer yous seek

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Depends. Are you asking before or after WrestleMania 2000?

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[–] BiteSizedZeitGeist@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Scrungly Karens

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

My grandmother's first language was Spanish and she'd often fall back on it as default, my grandfather would say phrases such as "much grass," and "hasty banana."

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

“I’m just gonna scooch by you”

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[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

El banyo was out of papero

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

All I learned was spanglish I think this means "¡Soy un hombre criminale! ¡Protejese su culero!" in English

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

I took one trimester of Spanish in middle school, gracias

[–] _Nico198X_@europe.pub 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 11 points 1 week ago

Go into the kitchen and everyone is still speaking Spanish just like every other kitchen.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)
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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

True, you say danke to remind them that their country is rightfully Austrian

[–] M137@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I actually recoiled when I opened the image. I don't know why this makes me feel so uncomfortable and dislike those women so much just because of the faces they're making.

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nose crinkles are cute unless done purposefully / consciously.

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[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago

Ugh, I can hear that voice just looking at this picture...

[–] Dolphinfreetuna@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

"I like to order aunty pastah"

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mickey7 level shit posting.

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