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[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

God damn it. This does look to be faked too well. Please tell me it is not real.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 6 days ago

!sinkpissers@lemmy.whatever unite!

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago

Snaitary fixtures are not load-bearing installations.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Didn't I see you smashing a bunch of eggs on YouTube?

[–] Impound4017@sh.itjust.works 84 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Remarkably clear streams. These dudes are out there chugging water to make sure they’re not showing up dehydrated for the communal sink piss.

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Imagine showing up for a group pee and peeing less than a litre?? Stuff of nightmares

[–] Impound4017@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

Honestly, I don’t even need the group pee, I be judging even at the urinal. If I’m pissing at a urinal and someone walks up next to me, completes their entire piss, and then leaves before I’m done, I’m gonna be just a little smug about it in my head.

Smh. Should’ve been born in Rome. I could’ve been critiquing Publius on both piss duration and log volume.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They're chugging water because it's a 3 way ladder elimination event. If you make it through you'd best have enough piss for the next round.

[–] Impound4017@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Impressive. Not just anybody can cut mid stream like that on a hydrated, full bladder.

Homie got a stream so clear and a kegel so rock-hard that they’re just pissing out mineral water at this point.

[–] FirmDistribution@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago

maybe the fediverse was a mistake

[–] Una@europe.pub 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It is better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss

[–] TxzK@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes, yes definitely.

But I don't kink shame, that's just my opinion.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Nice try. We all know you have ~~2~~ 3 dicks

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Look again, there are 3 streams.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Holy mother of clear streams

[–] BaraCoded@literature.cafe 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

"Me n the homes licking the c*m off each other's face cuz we're not gay"

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] BaraCoded@literature.cafe 4 points 6 days ago

Nah, they said 'no homo' after the wedding

[–] janNatan@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago

This is just fetish content.

Not a complaint, though.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 9 points 1 week ago

I can feel the splash from here.

[–] gray@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago

This is a pisspost

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You don't play swords? What's wrong with you?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 week ago

Three words: total protonic reversal.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Congrats to you and your friends for being well hydrated! Now get your feet off the sink.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

feet are often cleaner than hands

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 2 points 6 days ago

If you wear socks maybe

[–] jayy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What I want to know is what happened when the stream inevitably got shorter and they couldn’t stand at that distance forever lol

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago
[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 days ago

Remember the spaghetti scene in Disney's "Lady and the Tramp"?

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

This is one of those images that just makes me more uncomfortable the more I look at it.

Good job piss poster

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

It already has the drain topper removed for easier log stomping. How considerate! Make sure to thank your host because that is some grade A hospitality.

[–] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

Hydrohomies would be proud

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 3 points 1 week ago

Crossing streams just causes an explosion (see the supernatural documentary Ghostbusters), if your balls touch, that's what makes you gay.

[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 2 points 1 week ago

dont get caught up in the.. CROSSFIRE!!

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago

Was the bathtub occupied?

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

Is he falling over backwards?

If the next guest would only know what happened in that sink. Do this at home in your own sink you cowards