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[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Thank you for approving

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

The ultimate power move was if there was something we couldn't unsee in the reflection

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Haha i checked for so long

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Like trying to sell a mirror.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

your life is now complete

[–] TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

That's the code of my luggage!

[–] mech@feddit.org 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Lose weight till you're at 69.42

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is one of my pet peeves - fraudulent scales. There's no way in Hell that bathroom scale is that accurately measuring your weight. Yet it just displays it anyway to make the item feel more luxurious or high end than it really is.

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Could you please explain why bathroom scales aren’t accurate? I love to learn and this is new to me.

A scale is a scale right?

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

Every scale has certain limitations on accuracy. A bathroom scale is just no where near the cost of a scale that can precisely measure to five significant figures.

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Lol yeah i take it with a grain of salt and just focus on how my clothes fit better

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 0 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Lb = pounds in American

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Nice man, i dont know what means coz we use kgs here though lol

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (10 children)

That's amazing, that's the same weight as my luggage!

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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 95 points 1 day ago (3 children)

My knowledge of Roman numerals is insufficient to decode it but my weight's been "ERR" for years.

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[–] entwine@programming.dev 14 points 1 day ago (11 children)

That's almost 300lbs! The reflection rules out morbidly obese, so are you tall as fuck, jacked as fuck, or both?

[–] Wander@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

People have lost the plot on what is morbidly obese.

To most people obese is healthy and healthy is dangerously underweight.

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Probs just fat as fuck. I weighed myself a couple of months ago and saw 145kg and knew I gotta sort out my weight out. Im average height

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Congrats, keep it up! I was 121 at my heaviest (many years ago), now at 95. Not perfect (180+ cm tall), but at least I found a weight I can maintain without an unreasonable daily effort

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

Nice one mate, yeah im 185cm and thats the weight i was kinda aiming for

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

damn. well congrats on the progress so far

hope it goes well. your knees and ankles will thank you

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[–] rogsson@piefed.social 72 points 1 day ago (5 children)
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[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You’re not really that weight though, the phone adds some. Sorry to have to inform you of this.

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

....omg the phone's weight on the scales

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