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[–] fyrilsol@kbin.melroy.org 5 points 1 day ago

350k unanswered deaths during 2020. I need not say more.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Do they still want to pay for babies?

Creating them i mean.

We know they want to pay for the sex.

[–] Junkers_Klunker@feddit.dk 12 points 2 days ago

I’m gonna be an optimist and believe it’ll be free to save everybody’s life.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 3 points 2 days ago

"No lives matter"

/except the rich, of course

[–] Illogicalbit@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Spoiler alert: I don’t think it’s just the EPA.