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"For too long, this department has sent our best and brightest officers to Harvard, hoping the university would better understand and appreciate our warrior class," Hegseth said. "Instead, too many of our officers came back looking too much like Harvard — heads full of globalist and radical ideologies that do not improve our fighting ranks."

In a separate post on X, Hegseth wrote, "Harvard is woke; The War Department is not."

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[–] artifex@piefed.social 12 points 50 minutes ago (1 children)

“Our warrior class”

Yikes.

[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 3 points 42 minutes ago (1 children)

They have plans to send their Christian warrior class of fanatics out to conquer the Americas.

[–] artifex@piefed.social 3 points 38 minutes ago

I’d be thrilled to get rid of them but couldn’t in good conscience send them somewhere else. We need to clean up our own messes like grownups.

[–] xylogx@lemmy.world 7 points 49 minutes ago

Where are they going to send them instead? Prager U?

[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 2 points 26 minutes ago

Well yeah Harvard is obligated to treat women as equals, can't have that

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 25 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

this department has sent our best and brightest officers to Harvard, hoping the university would better understand and appreciate our warrior class,

That's, uh, not why DoD occasionally sends officers to Harvard and other elite universities. DoD does this because they want some of their officers to have high quality advanced degrees.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

You can't expect Secretary Kegseth to understand such high-falutin' concepts.

[–] RedGreenBlue@lemmy.zip 59 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Republicans don't like an educated populace. "Smart people don't like me"

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 14 points 1 hour ago

also the more an officer understands humanity the less likely the are to follow inhumane orders

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Harvard isn't where the smart people go to become smarter. It's where the rich kids go to network and socially reproduce their capitalist values system.

The decision by the Pentagon is a political realignment. No doubt they'll start recruiting more heavily from Texas, Florida, Stanford and the Trump aligned tech sector.

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Better to be woke than fascist

[–] vinceman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 minutes ago

Better dead than a fascist.

[–] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 hour ago

But Harvard spent SO Much Time and Money bending the Knee! HOW could THIS Happen?

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

As much as Harvard perpetuates some pretty terrible aspects of american culture, it's still top tier on eduction.

Way to take an arrow to the knee Hegseth.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

it’s still top tier on eduction

It's not.

Harvard is a business school instrumental in networking between wealthy families.

The education they provide can be found at any state school.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 3 hours ago

So the war department is sleepy. Got it.

[–] homes@piefed.world 9 points 3 hours ago

considering brown and rainbow people as "equals" is now "globalist and radical ideologies"

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 0 points 46 minutes ago

Adding to my somewhat short list of good things Trump did (I consider a dumber officer corps for the American war machine a good thing).