They usually had a communal bed back then where everyone slepped on the same family bed together... Kids, gramma, sister and her boyfriend going at it, the wife and the husband going at it.
Very biblical.
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What should be controversial is pretending a goat shepherds religious book from the bronze age should have any kind of authority in the 21st century.
I mean, if the goat shepherds have some strong moral positions, I don't see why they'd be disqualified. Ethics isn't something we invented in the 21st century, ffs. Bronze Age humans had as much a claim to it as anyone. Just ask Socrates or Confucius or Nezahualcóyotl.
Given the current state of the 21st century political scene, I'm not bending over to give modern day philosophers extra credit. Say what you will about Thomas Aquinas, he doesn't appear anywhere in the Epstein flight logs. That's more than Noam Chomsky or Peter Mandelson can claim.
Society changed a lot since Biblical times. They didn't "live together" in the same house, but these people certainly "lived together" in the same street or village before getting married. People didn't really have a lot of "home life" like we do now, they'd be out in the fields, or cooking in front of their home. So they'd see each other's home life and it's more "getting a house for themselves" than a big change in privacy or contact hours.
It isn't accurate anyway, the Bible certainly supports living together with people while not married in certain situations, for example with (sex) slaves.
Stanzi is fucking hilarious.
Every time I hear the word bible and fact in the same sentence the church bells start ringing in my head.
Equally controversial fact:
I am not obliged by law or morality to follow what is written in your fucking book either way.
My version: I don't fucking care what your dumb book says.
I used to always reply with "i'm Jewish". They gear clashed like fucking crazy. It was hilarious.
Now i'm done even vaguely entertaining these shitheels
i used to use "i'm pagan" and watch the sparks fly but that's gonna get me killed one of these days
I'm kinda blunt, and gigantic. I tell anyone trying to lecture me about religion that I'm member of the satanic temple. Which isn't a complete lie as I do donate monthly to my local one.
being a church musician (half of the band is atheist, as is the pastor but that's like half of all pastors i've ever met) offers remarkably nice cover given that statesia is leaning gilead right now
i used to use “i’m pagan”
Oh cool, I'm also a Catholic.
What does it say about women speaking again?
I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet.”
Pfffffnthe first friggin disciple was Mary
and the first witness of the risen jesus. paul can go get some ribs removed
Paul never even met Jesus. He had a vision that Jesus wanted him to be a disciple.
Try having a vision that you are a billionaire CEO of some big Wall Street company and see how far that will take you?
was i in the k-hole for the vision, because...
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Didn't Mary and Joseph live together before they were married?
It was acceptable because Mary could do sick ollies at the half pipe
No, they just had a baby in a cave together and claimed it was a virgin birth.
Seriously though, I thought they were married?
That’s right and then the virgin Jesus rose from the dead in a manger and they rolled away the lamb of god
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I can't read
Did God marry Mary, before he knocked her up?
No, but in his defense, neither did he live with her.
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Thou shalt boof but not before 3 days after the sabbath. So it is written
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