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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 187 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

Men make money to survive this cyberpunk dystopian capitalist hellscape.

Women make money to survive this cyberpunk dystopian capitalist hellscape.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 34 points 5 days ago (13 children)

I'd hate to break this to you, but the cyberpunk dystopian capitalist hellscape is in its infancy. It's barely learning to crawl yet.

Enjoy the next thousand years or so... if you can...

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 28 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I hate to break it to you but cyberpunk is a critique of today's world. Tomorrow can always get much worse.

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 16 points 5 days ago (5 children)

For those wondering what typically defines the cyberpunk literary genre, its key elements include:

High-tech, low-life scenarios: Advanced technology, such as cybernetics, artificial intelligence, and virtual reality, is prevalent, but it exists alongside widespread societal breakdown and poverty.

Dystopian future:
The settings are typically bleak and oppressive, often dominated by powerful corporations or decentralized, corrupt power structures.

Impact of technology on humanity:
Cyberpunk explores how technology shapes society, culture, and individual identity .

Antiheroes and rebellion:
Characters are often morally ambiguous rebels fighting against oppressive systems.

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[–] MasterNerd@lemmy.zip 66 points 5 days ago (10 children)

I swear memes like these seem like a psyops to keep us at each others throats

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[–] thegoodyinthehoody@sh.itjust.works 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)

As a gay man I can whole heartedly tell you only women think men make money just to get women. Plus if a woman is attracted to a guy just because of wealth then that’s a doomed relationship, now go sip your tea

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[–] TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 97 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm sure it's true for some women. But I wouldn't be surprised if most working women were either married or in a committed relationship. Plus, a lot of households have two incomes out of necessity. Both partners need to work full time just to make ends meet.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 44 points 5 days ago

no i wish i was hot and toxic enough to have a sugar mommy

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 35 points 5 days ago

Feels like a Facebook boomer meme

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 48 points 5 days ago (1 children)

sad

People will always need each other. Money doesn't change that. People need affection and intimacy. This culture war shit keeps us filtering the world though the "safety" of their apps instead of actually connecting with each other, which is why we're all so fucking miserable imo.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 26 points 5 days ago (2 children)

No, no — now repeat after me:

Men are bad.

Unless you're a man at which point:

Women are bad.

I hope I helped.

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[–] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 28 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Is this a ragebait?

[–] Lexam@lemmy.world 55 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I make money to be with cats.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 41 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I make money to not be homeless

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

They forgot about the gays. Again.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Nobody expects the bisexual inquisition

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[–] tomiant@piefed.social 41 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Women hate men. They don't date men, go out with them, hang out, marry them, fuck them or become their girlfriends. This is known since time immemorial.

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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 36 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I make money to eat and buy books.

[–] ShellMonkey@piefed.socdojo.com 30 points 5 days ago

I've heard people say they consume literature...

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 15 points 5 days ago

I make money to eat books.

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[–] daslfc@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

I just dont make money at all

[–] gustofwind@lemmy.world 30 points 5 days ago (16 children)

Plenty of men work overtime so they don’t have to go back to their wife or gf

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[–] yucandu@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago

This reads like the "manspreading" video that Russia put out to get us to hate each other.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago
[–] snooggums@piefed.world 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Men go camping to get away from people.

Women go camping to meet bears.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.social 34 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Women need to get over their obsession with gay men we are not interested in them that's kinda what being gay is all about.

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[–] Cantaloupe877@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

Those PC parts aren't gonna buy themselves.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I make money to care for my son.

And buy music.

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[–] zen@lemmy.zip 18 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 days ago

Congrats on being a trans ally???

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[–] poke@sh.itjust.works 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I make money to afford ddr5.

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[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago

Us men are working to not end up on the streets and dying of exposure or at the baton of a bootlicker.

[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Wrong. Men make money to become women.

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[–] humanamerican@lemmy.zip 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Yeah I don’t think that’s the cut down they think it is.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 17 points 5 days ago

Variation on the joke.

Parents of a high school age boy and girl have a photo on the living room wall.

It's a picture of a fat, bald old man in a Speedo standing on a yacht with a pretty girl hugging him.

"It's to inspire our kids to stay in school and get good grades. We want our son to try and be like the man, and our daughter not to be like the woman who is with him."

[–] Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 5 days ago

My sister has a pretty high up job in a bank

She has her own kid (bought through sperm donation etc)

Her own apartment and a summer home

Travels the world, with her kid

In all my life she has mentioned having a boyfriend twice, for very short periods

She fits this meme

[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 days ago

I make money so I stop drowning for another week or so before my head is plugged back under the icy depths

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

Not everyone make decision based on relationship status

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