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We all know the modern complaint: movie sound sucks now unless you have a high-end sound system. Frantically turning down the volume after turning it up to hear the dialogue only to need to turn it up again can be frustrating. Now, this doesn't solve the underlying problem, but why not have a "Volume A" and "Volume B" you can easily set and toggle between with the simple press of a button?

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 61 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

They do?

It's called "mute" and it toggles between 0 and whatever you had it set to last. 😌

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I've had a few tv/stereos in the past that had a half mute as well. Press mute the first time and it cuts the volume in half, second press mutes completely, then third press restores full volume.

[–] FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The old kenwood car cd players had an "att" button that instantly dropped the volume to background noise. It was fucking awesome and I used it all the time. I want that button on everything that makes noise.

[–] _g_be@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

"turn down the music, I can't see we might be lost"

[–] Thassodar@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

I came in here to comment this! Back in the day it was perfect for when I was bumping my subs hard and had to turn into a neighborhood, or if a cop pulled up to a light you were bumping at.

It was a lifesaver for sure!

[–] grue@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

This would be possible to DIY if 'smart' TVs weren't DRM'd pieces of shit.

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[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago (10 children)

Here is my preferred solution that will never happen:

Divide all media audio into separate tracks for dialogue, music, sfx, etc., and let the users control the volume of each separately. To avoid having an easily ripped pure music track, perhaps premix the other tracks in at 10% or so (in a logarithmic scale) and make that the minimum volume of any track other than music.

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Many shows broadcast in surround sound. This includes a center channel where most voices are. Unfortunately if you don't have a system to support this, audio is "down mixed" to stereo, and the center channel gets merged into left and right. When this merge happens, you lose definition between the streams.

It would be nice if you could boost the center channel, like you would in a home theater, but before the down mix occurs.

[–] turboSnail@piefed.europe.pub 2 points 4 days ago

Yep. Dialogue should be loud enough that you can comfortably follow the plot without making your ears bleed. Gunfire and music makes that a bit tricky though. Those should be toned down, but I can see why they're so loud all the time. Most likely many directors want to make the movie feel more impactful and intense, so they just do it by cranking up the volume those other things.

[–] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My Peloton can do this, how come my TV can't? This technology exists and would not be that difficult to implement for digital media.

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

You underestimate big tech. Judging by the headache inducing track record of AV technology, this would end up as yet another garbled mess of eleventeen different competing codecs with bad implementations, inconsistent specifications, misleading marketing, horrible licensing, and predatory DRM.

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[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Does a high end sound system actually solve the problem? Or does having a high end sound system just mean you no longer give a shit about annoying other people. Like the people who rev their engine so all their neighbours know how much they spend on their car.

[–] dangrousperson@feddit.org 4 points 4 days ago

other than the compressor the other comment mentioned, having a proper AV with multiple channels can also help with a lot of media, at least stuff that was mastered properly. Usually the center speaker carries mostly the dialogue and not much else, so I boost it like 7-8dB, this works pretty well for most things on Netflix and co, but Stereo (no center channel to boost) and shitty mastering (too much noise in center channel) still have the same issues

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 3 days ago

Define solve.

You can normally crank the centre channel quite a bit. That's normally where the dialog is coming from.

But tbh, I'm not buying decent speakers to listen at piddling whispery volumes.

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

I have a 7.2 stereo plugged into my computer. Sound levels are entirely dependent on what service the sound is coming from and what format(mono/stereo/surround). Netflix tends to be quieter than the others. I should say netflix dialog tends to be too quiet and explosions and other loud noises are too fucking loud.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

There is a hardware device, called a compressor that would solve the problem. Basically it reduces the loudest parts of audio on a gradual curve, which allows you turn up the overall volume.

Affordable ones range $100-$250, which should get the job done. Personally, I wouldn't go either direction out of that range, more expensive ones will be overkill and cheap ones could sound bad or lack the controls to set it up right)

If you can get analog audio out of the TV in to a speaker/sound bar, it's easy to setup.

So with a cheaper sound bar and a compressor, you could accomplish this for about $250-$400 depending on how much money you can to throw at the problem,

(Edit, some else pointed out if you use a PC for all your content, you can have software compressor on the PC instead of extra hardware)

[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

I run a software compressor on my sff PC that I use as a media player. No expensive sound system required.

[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Its ~~2004~~ 2026. They could quite literally have dynamic volume control that would adjust the volume based on a set limit. You could easily have lead-in curves based on the abruptness for smooth transitions.

[–] BorgDrone@feddit.nl 3 points 4 days ago

That already exists. Any half decent A/V receiver can do this.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Remotes need to stop being wobbly little things with slick matte surfaces. Flat bottoms, glossy grips. I'm not trying to do a full claw game simulation

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 6 points 5 days ago

I have Easy Effects with Advanced Auto Gain from https://github.com/JackHack96/EasyEffects-Presets running on my laptop. It's been great in that regard.

[–] Kyle@lemdro.id 6 points 5 days ago

Would work for commercials, too

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (13 children)

Am I the only psycho that just uses the TV as a monitor and my phone as the remote to the PC? After that, you can pretty much macro or script whatever you want.

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[–] orbitz@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 days ago

I've had that thought for decades, like they do (or used to) do a button to switch between the last channel. So you'd go to each channel and flip at a commercial. Then forget to switch back so you saw two half episodes but that's not really an issue with a volume setting.

I have an old tv where the mute button will set it to 1/2 volume first, then mute.

[–] beefmayonnaise@feddit.org 4 points 5 days ago

I just build this function for myself with home assistant. Thanks for the inspiration.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Why do these high tech devices not have a single set volume output? instead we get 8K and "smart" bullshit.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

There is absolutely a standard volume max. Unfortunately loudness isn’t that simple.

You can have something that peaks in decibels that you can barely hear and sounds that are the same decibels as talking, but sounds ear-piercingly loud.

Your TV can only set and perceive level, or “decibels” of the input signal. Sometimes they can have smarter tools like compression, but these are rare and when they are there, usually poorly implemented.

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[–] itsathursday@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This and the channel recall function would be amazing, or a macro button that ran the last set of actions so you can switch between one thing and another.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Wait, the recall button isn't a thing anymore? Guess I never noticed because I don't have cable

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