ITT no one seems to realize it’s a joke.
this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2023
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It’s a custom mode for people developing Angular.
It's hard to tell in a world where people still use emacs.
Hey now!
you're a rock star
Get the show on
Get paid
Hey now!
Why the drive by? elispOS is a perfectly valid operating system. It even has a built in editor!
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Screen orientation is no laughing matter!
Back in my day there were just two orientations. All these variations are…unnatural. Your screen came out of the box in landscape or portrait, and I don’t believe in any of this “diagonal” nonsense.
Has science gone too far?
Has science gone too far?
Science isn't about why, it's about why not.
“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.“
Hasn't science not gone too far enough already?
I tried this but all my icons kept tumbling to the bottom-left.
I'm starting to feel like this headline is some sort of psy-op.
It's pretty cool to have that as an option, but good lord it looks annoying to use that monitor arrangement.
You say that now, but just imagine you've slept wrong and kinked your neck but still have to get things done. Now you can set the display to 22 degree rotation but leave the monitor horizontal. Voila, the day is saved!
What's the over/under on someone hooking an Arduino to an accelerometer on top of a monitor to automatically keep the display level? One week?
You're looking at it wrong. You don't want to attach the gyroscope to the monitor, you want to attach it to your head
Dual monitor in diagonal mode to get a perfect diamond orientation!
...I'm sure there's some arcade game that plays on some awkward display that's designed to be a diamond or even diagonal...
Well, arcade machines used CRT displays. Not sure someone was crazy enough to build cabinets in which you'd have to rig those heavy bastards so they rest on a corner.
Point the CRT upwards at a series of mirrors which display on a diagonal screen! Lmao
Now make the mirrors controllable and let the game do crazy optic full screen rotations, panning and zooming.
Are you judging my orientation?
LGBTQIA+!=/90
Edit: maybe LGBTQIA+mod90!=0 is better
no longer need to worry about that pesky 80-column limit
Um... What? Even a 13" laptop fits more than three times that many characters.
It's a text mode joke
Can we now have a 22 degree desk?
Get me a second, horizontal screen in front of it and it might just be a moiré!
Have fun with screen tearing
The developer has given up on "boring" straight monitors.. Yeah ok. :)