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[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

people in the future learning our history

"So this trump guy just trolled everyone for 2 terms and no one did anything? Lame."

[–] Alenalda@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

We truly live in the stupidest timeline https://youtu.be/nCP3LZoxABs

[–] graycloud@leminal.space 5 points 1 day ago

If aliens landed, I would still have to pay bills. What difference does it make, at the end of the day?

[–] Sundiata@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

the ufo thing is just a grift, they aren't going to say anything about ufos even if they win the midterms. trump thinks your stupid, just like in 2024 when he said he knows what the ufos are and then stopped talking about it once he won the election.

Be a lot better if workers were more serious about organizing and striking

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 82 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

At this point a real alien could come down the sky and people wouldn't give a fuck. Hard to care about aliens when you are homeless and starving

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

WMD: weapon of mass distraction

[–] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 43 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I think I can assume from here that there aren't any aliens, because they would NOT be touching this for a cheap distraction if there was anything of note to see.

[–] Tetragrade@leminal.space 1 points 1 day ago

How do you explain this then?

https://youtu.be/TD_YqcgfgSI

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Oh i don't doubt its aliens, just.... microbial. Literally nothing major to speak of, single celled organisms.

[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 days ago

That's still infinitely more extraterrestrial life than we have proof of today

[–] ageedizzle@piefed.ca 8 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Why would they classify that information if its just microbial? The motivation for classification is clear if the aliens are flying around in UFOs (so they can reverse engineer their tech without adversaries of the US finding out) but there is no realistic motivation for why they might classify microbial life 

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Life of any kind on other worlds would upend lots of religious doctrine which insists that this place is special and that life was specifically put here for us.

But then again that assumes that these religions are logically consistent, so it probably wouldn’t matter.

[–] ageedizzle@piefed.ca 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Yeah. If they classify microbial life because it conflicts with religious dogma then you’d expect them to classify any scientific finding that conflicts with religious dogma, which doesn't seem to be the case.

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[–] Zink@programming.dev 5 points 2 days ago

That would be a humongous world-changing announcement in a sane timeline. Half the people in our stupid culture wouldn't even register it as a blip though.

In situations like this I like to think of the history students a thousand years from now, assuming the earth is still habitable, etc.

"So humanity's first public recognition of extraterrestrial life only happened when it did to distract from the fact that the Big Country at the time had reelected the planet's worst person AGAIN and they needed to delay justice until they died for... let me double check the text... they needed to delay getting in trouble for being at the top of a global human trafficking and rape operation?

And I am supposed to believe these people had running water, airplanes, internet, and space programs? They lied about every other damn thing!"

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[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Yeah this is devastating news for UFO enthusiasts. Even the craziest alien conspiracist probably understands when Trump is wriggling like an eel

[–] emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

There are no sex offenders in space, because in space, noone can hear you scream.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

How could my client have "blown Bubba" in a vacuum, your honor?

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)
[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Government of what? Which government?

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Sorry. The topically stupid one

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How many non-stupid governments exist at the moment?

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

There's a few. But I see what you mean.

[–] w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago
[–] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago

The Government™

[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Hmmm... 🤔

Your banana republic regime then ?

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[–] notsure@fedia.io 24 points 3 days ago (3 children)

You know what? I want to believe. But if it comes out of this adminstration, I won't. It's the perfect cover.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The only way I'm gonna believe is if greys land in DC, enter the White House, and drag Trump away for intergalactic trial because he also molested one of their minors.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago

Wasn’t there some press conference under Bush where they walked out an alien, which was just some guy in a costume?

[–] notsure@fedia.io 2 points 3 days ago

...too late, i win...

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

the owls are not what they seem (it's totally owls)

[–] notsure@fedia.io 4 points 3 days ago

...it's totally owls...

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

there's the fact the us government is a lying piece of garbage.

[–] borQue@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

idiot country. A few years ago I needed many more words to describe it. These days this suffices

[–] boeman@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

We (the US) really are a shithole country.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What annoys me is that all he basically said was that he believes in the Drake Equation. Not that we have encountered aliens or have definite proof of their existence; just that with how big the universe is and how much diverse life exists on this one rock, there's no way there isn't life elsewhere on other rocks somewhere.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

But we don't know all the variables for the Drake equation! It's still possible that we're alone in the observable universe.

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The guys with the impossible meat? This?

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I meant just the x-files wojak lol

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Literally just use paint to draw a white square over the ghost/alien thing.

[–] scottrepreneur@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Don't ask for the sauce, if you don't want the sauce 🙈

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