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Fine, I will plant mint instead.
Actually considering mint for the front garden though. It's a narrow strip of dirt surrounded on all sides by 10+ metres of paved land. Hopefully it would be less thirsty than using pots and tbh all that is growing in it currently is thorns.
That's the only safe place to plant mint.
I just planted Mint into my computer
Now to work out how to eat it and ideally says of preserving it too. Mint jelly but it needs apples in season really. I guess an unset syrup should also have a long shelf life as it's the sugar that preserves it.
Not culinary but if you're looking for flowers can I suggest mints more prettier cousins nepeta and salvia nemerosa
But the entire point of growing something is to eat it. Or be useful in some way at least, considered bamboo for free canes but it sounds like it can damage concrete around it and even clumping bamboo would try and grow larger than the space I have fairly quickly due to the narrow width.
Growing food plants to eat, yes, the point is to eat.
Growing non food plants, the primary purpose is to support your ecosystem. Bugs pollinators birds etc. They rely on native plants only, and need them to survive.
Beyond that people also like the look of flowers and having them grow or thrive over time.
Good on you for not willfully growing something invasive or non native like bamboo (assuming it's not in your native range)!
If you haven't had bamboo before, can also spread unpredictably and it's more difficult to get rid of than you expect. The varieties that tend to grow smaller are worse.
We have a thin strip of mint that's exactly what you described. Fresh mint all spring and summer is great for a variety of reasons, plus it smells good. That said, we're constantly fighting runners trying to grow in every conceivable crevice. It tries to grow in the cement expansion joints and in the joint between our house and sidewalk by the door.
The strip of land is a little distance from the house, tbh the thorns currently growing in it try and come up through the gaps in the concrete or snake their way through the gravel. At least mint doesn't hurt.
Let me present you this one:
That is incredibly unsettling. What is it?
Kalanchoe daigremontiana
I know it as Mother of Millions
And they tend to grow in any place, including small spaces or cracks in the floor or walls. They spread through different methods and can quickly fill your yard, your street, your house, and everywhere else.
But they also grow a beautiful flower and attract hummingbirds
We had one, in no time it was popping up in every one of our pots.
As to growing in cracks, Saxifragales, the order to which Kalanchoe belongs, literally means "rock breaker". It's an incredibly morphologically diverse and interesting order.
Just keep cutting/burning it every couple days. It will die eventually.
Lol good luck with that!
Well we had it in our backyard and did exactly that. It's not there anymore.
Then you're lucky. Our government tried this and failed miserably. The rhizomes grow pretty deep and are very resistant, so burning and cutting shouldn't really do much.
Well if you cut it completely every day or every feq days it will run out of stored energy eventually and stop growing.
I feel like we're talking about different plants because that shouldn't work at all. Knotweed can survive very harsh condition. Unless you're digging out the rhizomes, there's no way to "cut it completely" really.
AMA on how to deal with your invasive plants
Robinia are taking over unmaintained areas like construction grounds and the edge of the forrest. Some in the forest are full size.
What can I do against them spreading?
Fuckinnn black locust. You're talking about places off your property right? Rough.
One thing is spreading awareness that non native plants are bad and invasive plants are majorly damaging. I think focussing on native plants in someone's home is a great angle. Gardening is something actually in people's control and thus something they would be willing to consider. Notable points I try to get across:
Beyond that? You'd have to also start specific campaigns against specific invasive plants and go do group attacks on those plants. Your local green organization will usually be good for organizing and getting volunteers, as well as navigating where you can actually go. It's a big effort and a lot of work, especially for such noxious plants like full grown trees. But it can make a difference over time
People know, it's just to much work to get rid of them permanently.
Guess I will stick to uprooting the ones I can pull out in the woods and cutting along fences where they hang over.
It really is. I'm not sure we can ever be permanently rid of them too.
My garden patch converted entirely to mint by the end of the warm season. What do?
tea?
eDIT : lamb roast.
Home made tooth paste
It’s time for tzatziki sauce on everything
Is it a small enough patch that you could dig it all out? Mint spreads through rhizome roots, so if you dig out most of the roots, you'll be able to easily manage any new roots. It's also just preferable to the poison methods when possible
I can dig it all up yeah. Are the roots easy enough to identify so I know I’ve got them all?
They are like little brittle twigs. They will break into many pieces and will grow anew next season. But you can just pull them out again then. At least they won't spread further.
Whenever doing mechanical removal, especially with rhizome roots, you're not gonna get them all. Don't focus on that either.
They are like a battery, storing all their energy in the roots for winter and shooting back up during the growing season. If you remove the bulk, you're robbing the plant of a lot of battery, making it less able to pop up.
You'll have it come back. But in smaller amounts, which you can just hand pull as they do, eventually totally starving it.
There are certainly ways to find more roots, or times to pull (like rain or after it grows up) or other methods (like a foliar spray), but these all cost more time or include using poisons in your garden. Instead, just dig it, pull as it crops up, and see how it goes. It will likely be enough for less time and let you get into planting stuff.
Also bear in mind: your garden soil also has a seed bank ready to go, so once spring hits you're gonna get all kind of stuff growing there. If you're planning to grow your own stuff (food plants or native flowers), then you'll want to plant those partially grown after you dig, use a mulch for a year or so, and keep weeding. Eventually your planted plants will establish and inhibit other plant growth.
Thank you!
Is the plant in the meme mint? Just deducing from the comments but idk what I'm looking at. 💀
Maybe this will help someone but if you wanna kill everything (and I mean everything) put a clear plastic sheet down over the offending area for a summer. It acts like a greenhouse, heating up and sterilizing the ground, killing the plants (as well as the ground bioculture, but it will recover and killing invasives can be worth it).