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Quick Mr.Musk, before they realize your an imbecile, find some new piece of vaporware to hype up to your stans.
"we dug our own grave with Twitter"
I'm pretty sure he said "We dug our own grave with Cybertruck", not Twitter.
I think he said that "Earth will know Advertisers are to blame for Twitter's downfall", or something to that effect. You know, the more ridiculous quote.
That's correct, I was harkening esteemed musk critic Thunderf00t, who purposely changes the quote depending on the specific subject of his videos.
I always made a joke where I said Elon would immediately call the CEO or whatever a pedo.
But the last Elon Meltdown, he did call them a pedo in under 9 hours.
Let's see how long it takes!
Xtwitter is obviously a dumpster fire, but it's Tesla that's going to disintegrate the most wealth. Does anybody really think that company is worth more than the GDP of Taiwan?
The cyber truck is an ugly joke. But the stock will hold up until there is another stylish and popular alternative.
Uh, the Rivian and F-150 Lightning started deliveries years before the cyber truck. Both sell like crazy.
Yes but neither company has a competitor to the Model S, Y, or 3, which I believe are far and away the most popular models. Until there is legit competition in that space, Tesla will probably remain stable. More companies are getting there but it's been very slow going.
Mach-e much?
I mean, I don't even understand why Fidelity felt the need to join the buyout. I guess they own a lot of meta stock so figure they'll make up the stupidity induced losses?
Are you aware Meta stock is one of the best big tech performing stocks this year with 200% growth after the COVID bubble crash, and is just under 5% off it's ATH?
It's almost like professional businesses know what they're doing (most the time) and random Lemming/redditors know actual jack shit.
I don't think you understood my comment. I was implying that they owned enough meta stock that sinking Twitter would be a net zero situation for them if meta picked up the slack by taking twitters market share. They actually own so much they might even make a profit.
#fuckyourdividends
IIRC, Fidelity already owned a bunch of shares and managed to just hold onto them through the buyout.
I delighted in being able to show this headline to guests last night after we'd riffed on what an idiot Lonnie was a couple hours earlier. Lonnie-boy just keeps delivering. When he fucks up his fortune and lives in shame and disgrace I'll be happy. Until then, I don't want to hear about his every dumb post. But news of his company's failure can continue. Please proceed.
I will give him a 2 dollar bill and half a chicken wing for it.
Don't give up your valuable half a chicken wing for something stupid and pointless like Twitter.
There's still plenty meat on that bone.You take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato... baby you got a stew going!
i think his brain interface already works, and he already had them installed in the heads of everyone who backed that deal
Elon Musk is going to crash the entire economy by himself and it's going to be hilarious.