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[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 1 points 50 minutes ago

Oh well, might as well collect some suspicious pebbles, can't be worse than whatever it was supposed to be.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 46 points 13 hours ago

I think these pebbles can make you fly so high.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 41 points 17 hours ago
[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 26 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

This is what they're calling AI btw. We are replacing workers with really bad, text predictors.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 13 points 13 hours ago

I mean they are actually really good text predictors, so good they are gaslighting some of the CEOS themselves into thinking their intelligent. But they are just that and nothing more.

True, but really no person would have known what the fuck he was on about either. It's just a job that was better off not being done at all

[–] Zorcron@lemmy.zip 2 points 13 hours ago

I don’t think the AI does the speech-to-text, I think that’s the same tech as we’ve had for a while. This is just regular Siri not understanding someone who’s hassle asleep and mumbling.

[–] Hackworth@piefed.ca 29 points 18 hours ago (2 children)
[–] sik0fewl@piefed.ca 2 points 1 hour ago

Is he a nut case?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

A bit big for a pebble, but yeah, looks mightily suspicious!

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Don't remove pebbles from their natural habitat

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

And don't feed them after midnight.

Don't get them wet either

[–] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I’m gonna guess it was β€œcall…” and then something but I can’t figure out what the something was

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

I mean maybe if you're slurring... "call Eric's bitch's" something?

Well obviously the answer is press for more… 😁

[–] Katzelle3@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Some droppings found in the yard probably.

[–] cm0002@infosec.pub 3 points 15 hours ago

Kinda sus bro

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 5 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

You're supposed to connect with the serious rebels, enough of this poser resistance bullshit.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

No, no. They clearly need to inspect furious pimples. They look REAL angry

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 0 points 16 hours ago

As an American who doesn't support fascism, I read this as "Fuck the democrats, lets start a REAL opposition party!"

And......yeah, I'm in. What're we doing?