Hey fartass why don't you fart that ass on over here
Yeah it kinda works. Gotta workshop it a little more
this post was submitted on 27 Feb 2026
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Hey sexy fartass, why don't you come over here and fart that ass for me.
hey fartass you shit with that butt?
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So a 10/10?
I've dated a couple vegans before and they can clear a room with those plant based farts.
If you date them one at a time you can cut the stench by 50%.
What flavor notes are we talking about here?
Overflowing septic tank wit hints of moldy compost.
Wonder what the particulars of that were. Usually plant-based diets give high volume, low odor.
That said, they could just be eating Oreos, nutter butters, and sour patch kids, who knows?
I can really smell your comment. Thanks Satan.
You asked.
That's my wife.
That’s also my husband’s wife.