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[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 35 points 5 days ago (1 children)

He’s right. They should deport Native Americans to the land they belong and remove all the people who are occupying that land for the last few hundred years. After all, that land belongs to the Natives since a longer time.

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 31 points 5 days ago

If only there were some way he could have known these people were native to America

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago

They are legal residents of Canada if they'd rather live here.

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 13 points 5 days ago

This is also called “Genocide”

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 9 points 5 days ago

Native…. American…. What could that mean, native… native to what?

[–] SW42@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

But… where to?

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 days ago

The constitution is clear on how citizenship is defined. People saying this kind of thing are enemies of the republic.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 5 days ago

JFC that site is as toxic as my ex. Also did they really need the first five sentences to be a repetition of the headline verbatim?

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Funny, I was going to put the opposite in a 'controversial opinions' post earlier

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Or, if they’re feeling generous, the settlers could get away with just back taxes and outstanding rent