I didn't know RFK Jr was on Lemmy.

Shit, for bonus protection, lick handrails in public.

Real men rub shit into their open wounds

Not to mention weaker social circle. :)

Had an micro teacher a long time ago at community college where 90% of his students were in healthcare career tracks. He told us when we're home to roll in the dirt, eat food straight off the vine after a quick polish with your shirt and for the most part only wash our hands after the toilet and before eating / prepping food or anything specifically medical like wound care or putting on contracts and that you should basically never use hand sanitizer at home. ...then at work you wash your hands every time you touch pretty much anything. Said that was the key to a strong immune system.

This opium-cannabis-arsenic tincture will make you feel much better in no time.

Or conversely, gets a third of the population hooked on opioids and ruins their lives

What kind do they give to malord?

I sat in a German emergency room for about eight hours total with a broken eye socket and radius for initial diagnosis and treatment a couple of years ago, and the only inquiry into my ability to manage the pain was one doctor asking if I had paracetamol at home right before I left. When I said I did, the doctor nodded and left the room.

In fairness to them, it was a Sunday and they wanted to do a full scan of my head (it wasn’t an MRI and I don’t think it was an X-ray, but I don’t remember what it was called- it looked like an MRI machine, just giant) and I needed to have a bunch of different types of doctor check me out. I was also able to manage the pain and didn’t actually need painkillers, but I was really surprised they didn’t at least check in about it.

Anything is phallic if you're brave enough

Thethothope?