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[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 2 points 23 minutes ago

Did you know that Go-Gurt us JUST yogurt??!!

[–] MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 4 points 47 minutes ago

Nothing really matters
Love is all we need
Everything I give you
All comes back to me

So close, no matter how far
Couldn't be much more from the heart
Forever trusting who we are
No, nothing else matters

This has got to be the whitest conversation about cooking rice I've seen in a while.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 25 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

Every microwave I've ever had has lots of buttons for all sorts of things, but I have no idea what they do. All I've ever done is put stuff in and run it at full blast.

[–] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 4 points 33 minutes ago

I don't even know what blast my microwave is at. I just put stuff in it, run for 45 seconds, if it's not hot when it comes out = another 45 seconds. Repeat until food

[–] vinyl@lemmy.world 13 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

My friend usually cooked stuff in the microwave at lower power with longer times and had better results but I just dont care enough

[–] hereiamagain@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 hours ago

I got a new fancy inverter microwave, and it's an absolute game changer, for reheating.

Running a traditional microwave, lower power modes are literally just lower duty cycles. Very coarse, too.

30% power is something like "turn on high power for 3 seconds, turn off power for 7 seconds, repeat"

Which means your good gets blasted at 1200w for 3 seconds, and then is given time to rest for 7 seconds, before starting over again.

This is bad for things like fats and oils in food, which tends to heat up REALLY fast, and start splattering/burning the parts of the food they're in.

It works but could be better, smoother.

Enter the inverter microwave. It can adjust the actual power output of the magnetron itself. So when you tell it 30% power, it will run the whole 10 seconds without cycling on and off, but it's literally only putting out 30% of the normal full power.

This is much more gentle on delicate foods.

Caveat, at powers below 30% it starts to duty cycle again, I imagine because the magnetron can only operate so low before it can't run normally.

But still, pulsing a 30% powered magnetron on and off is a lot more gentle than a 100% powered one.

This has made reheating leftovers much better.

Instead of blasting it at full power, then stirring/mixing the food, and blasting it again.

I just set it at 10 or 20%, take a quick shower, and come out to perfectly evenly reheated food. Takes 10 or 20 minutes instead of 5, but, way less work, and much better results. Win win.

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

Same with my washing machine. Delicates, wool, underwear, shirts, it's all 1:10h and 40°C by default.

[–] irelephant@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Separating whites and colored clothes.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 hours ago

If you wash on cold it doesn't matter. Warm wash might matter if the colored fabrics are new, and depending on the dye process.

Washing colors with whites on hot, especially if the colors are new, is how you get dye bleed

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 hour ago

I just throw towels, bed sheets, blankets, pants, shirta and everything else at the washing machine at once and set it to heavy load and it works fine

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 hours ago

♪Anyone can seeee...

[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 13 points 7 hours ago

You only have to wash one leg when you shower, as long as you switch each time.

[–] Juqu@sopuli.xyz 10 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (3 children)

Rice and pasta can be cooked the same way. Add water and stuff to pot, then boil and drain.

[–] OR3X@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

I grew up thinking I didn't like rice. It turns out I just didn't like rice cooked like this. Do not drain rice. It ruins it. Cook it with just enough water for it to be absorbed by the rice. roughly 2:1

[–] BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Skill issue. If you pull the rice early enough and let it steam itself dry, it comes out as good or better than letting the rice just absorb the liquid.

It's also way easier to make a huge batch of rice this way.

[–] OR3X@lemmy.world 1 points 24 minutes ago

Completely disagree, but I suppose it's a matter of preference.

[–] captcha_incorrect@lemmy.world 0 points 1 hour ago

That absolutly depends on the type and quality of the rice.

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Can, doesn't mean it should. Rice should be cooked in just enough water for it to be absorbed or boiled off. Many types of rice are packaged with added minerals and shouldn't be washed (check your packaging, you loose this if you have to drain).

Even the cheapest rice cookers use clever physics to fully automate this process and make it come out perfect every time.

[–] Alberat@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

what countries still have fortified rice? it feels like a cold war thing idky

[–] currycourier@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

I mean salt is still iodized. Fun fact, adding iodine to salt is actually seen as one of the most cost effective public health measures ever done.

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

The US consumes plenty of enriched rice.

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 hours ago

In an era of overprocessed foods engineered to be cheap and look good, adding back micronutrients wherever possible still makes sense I think.
It's definitely done where I live.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 4 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

Have you tried not washing rice?

It turns into a gloopy mess.

[–] grapefruittrouble@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

depends on the rice, how much starch. Jasmine - no need to wash, Sushi - must wash

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

Unless you are making sushi or risotto, why would anyone not cook Jasmine rice? Any other rice is less than ideal.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 hours ago

Basmati is pretty good too, but yeah it's tough to beat jasmine rice...

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Calrose all day.

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 hours ago

I would again suggest you check your particular packaging. It should say whether to wash or not.
Sushi rice is supposed to be very sticky, I don't wash any rice where I live.

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago

I almost never wash rice unless I'm doing it for korean dishes that use the water, and I don't have that issue. I do use a cheap rice cooker, and it comes out fine.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 hours ago

Some rice is prewashed before the minerals are added

[–] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

What's this? A recipe for soggy rice?

It's a recipe for extra White rice.

[–] Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 28 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

I bought my first ever rice cooker today after seeing this thread and your comment and the video.

Important update: I just made rice while also watering my plants and the rice was perfect and warm. Why didn't I get a rice cooker 20 years ago?

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

They’re both so much simpler and yet more complex than I had previously conceived them to be. Also, knowing how they work, there are a shit tone of things you can cook in a rice cooker that would turn out perfectly.

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