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[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Okay but like I like blowjobs and it makes me not want to go down on a girl if she won't reciprocate. I deal with it because I like eating pussy but it's definitely on my mind when it's my turn and she doesn't want to reciprocate.

[–] jali67@lemmy.zip 2 points 14 hours ago

Yeah I like going down but I would never stay with someone that can’t reciprocate

[–] mrslt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I am ~~Spartacus~~ that man.

[–] Kushan@lemmy.world 106 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I'm very fortunate that my partner loved giving blow jobs, she'll even just randomly start sucking my dick unprompted because she's filthy and enjoys it so much.

That said when I met her, she wasn't as keen on receiving but luckily enough I have been able to warm her up to it more, because I love eating her delicious cunt.

[–] nile_istic@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

Can you ask her to write a tutorial on how to enjoy getting ate out pls, cuz I can suck dick all day long, but the second there's a face anywhere near my twat, I'm instantly closed for business. And I know my husband wants to too, I just... Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 138 points 2 days ago

Romance isn't dead

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I see you are a recent refugee of lemmynsfw

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[–] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You're fantastic. I've always wanted to slap others when they use the word 'suck' as a bad thing. It's like, dude, you don't like it when I attempt to inhale your dick?!?

[–] Kushan@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Yeah I never quite understood why when something "sucks" it's a bad thing, but when something "blows" it's also bad? Yet a good blow job or suck job is the best!

[–] Custard@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

I love giving but my gf hates receiving. How I wish it wasn't so

[–] Signtist@bookwyr.me 114 points 2 days ago (4 children)

My wife hates giving blowjobs, to the point where she doesn't even want me to go down on her since she feels bad for not wanting to reciprocate. It's like, I don't do it because I want to get something in return, I just want to make you feel good, haha!

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 49 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I feel ya. Got a similar situation. She often does not want me to go down on her or similar bevause she does not have the energy to reciprocate. But she still says she wants it. The she keeps saying 'oh you don't have to do all this'.

It's odd but sometimes we do stuff because it feels good to make our loved ones feel good.

Ma'am, I'm trying to pleasure a Lady down here, that's hard work. Please stop worrying and enjoy the trip.

Besides that, I found blowjobs to be boring every time. It just doesn't do that much for me.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bro, talk to her about getting a Fleshlight. That way you both win. She won't feel guilty and both of you pleasure each other.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (3 children)

If it even touches the bed, I'll burn it with fire!

nsfw

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] snooggums@piefed.world 11 points 2 days ago (5 children)

It is like kissing your coffee!

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[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I genuinely wonder what that's about. Why is it so much of a sacrifice, why is it any different from giving a back rub (assuming you have good hygiene). I certainly am not bothered by going down on her - on the contrary.

[–] Signtist@bookwyr.me 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

From what I understand, her previous relationships had all been transactional, where the guy made her feel like she owed him for every nice thing he did. She's still working on allowing herself to receive without feeling a sense of debt.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I've dated quite a few women and had a couple of long-term relationships. They all seem reluctant to give a blowjob - it happens but rarely. I've never pushed it, only shown in every way I can how much I enjoy it when it does happen. My current domestic partner does it, but I probably go down on her 10-20x more often than she does me.

But it's also kind of a general pattern that they expect me to take the initiative in sex, and they are relatively passive. One hypothesis I have is that taking too much initiative makes them feel "slutty" or that their own desirability is not confirmed enough. Maybe this is just a part of that general pattern. But what do I know.

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[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 82 points 2 days ago (1 children)

checks who is posting

Ah.

I think if you find someone like that you'd literally have no time to leave the house.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (16 children)
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I get major Tumblr girl vibes from OP

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 34 points 2 days ago

Funny that international women's day is only 23 hours long this year

[–] boogiebored@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

aaand we’re talking about men

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's called "bait" and it's what 90% of the internet is now.

[–] Alloi@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

im a master baiter, myself.

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[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Is this the first meeting of Muff Divers Anonymous on the fediverse?

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 52 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] definitely_AI@feddit.online 42 points 2 days ago (1 children)

69 - the most equal position.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (5 children)

If you fit. My gf is so much smaller than me (more accurately I am much taller/bigger, she is about average size) that it quite literally dors not work. I can barely kiss her normaly without breaking both our necks during sex.

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[–] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 46 points 2 days ago

Is this meme targeted towards me?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

sorry, most importantly committed, also enby. but i think what you're looking for is silty loam, not a man.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Love it when they eat you out and are immediately ready to stick it inside

[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 21 points 2 days ago

Lesbian cheatcode

[–] HasturInYellow@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't really like blowjobs, my wife loves giving them. I love going down though, so I just let her enjoy before it's my turn.

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

This is me, I’ve got a severe oral fixation and eating pussy and ass are among my favorite things in life but it’s not easy for me to enjoy it myself. Although I will concede to enjoying pretty much anything oral as long as the other party LOVES doing it. I’d rather just have sex than get a half assed blowjob but if someone loves having a dick in their mouth it makes a huge difference

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[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago

Ok, but you still want to suck him right? We talking like a 70/30 split?

Anywhoots yea I know the feeling. Horndogs unite! (And also perform large amounts of cunnilingus/felatio)

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Exactly what my first response used to be on Lemmy NSFW, which would be the first thing I'd do, while I was still into that phase. There's no shortage of such men.

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