Is that why he's moving defensive weapons out of South Korea and sending them to Israel? May as well offer South Korea to North Korea, give Ukraine to Russia, and give Taiwan to China all so he can hide from the Epstein files. I hate this timeline.
this post was submitted on 14 Mar 2026
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Why is he asking the South Koreans if Kim would want to meet him?
Fucking idiot.
Just like how he opened the Iraqi oil fields, ended the palestinian genocide, toppled Maduro's regime, and brokered a permanent treaty in Ukraine. /sarcasm
Elect clowns. Expect a circus.
Hahaha oh my god he’s gonna restart the Korean War, fuck me sideways this is so fucking stupid
GET READY FOR OPERATION RAGING HARD-ON, coming to a Korea near you!
OPERATION RAGING HARD-ON
OPERATION SLIGHTLY WOBBLY TOAD
Like he is the one who ends the Ukraine war within a day? Or the one who does not start a war?
STOP. STARTING. WARS. ASSHOLE.
So how many fronts is the US going to to be operating now? How long will it be able to run this, economically, before it collapses?
Can't be far off now
Not long. We're already burning $1-2B per day on Iran, most of that being highly expensive and hard to replace munitions and fuel. Eventually the people we can borrow money from will stop lending (we're already borrowing billions a month to keep things afloat as is).
Trump can break anything, that's for sure. A natural born breaker.
Well he did bankrupt 4 casinos....that place where, you know statistically, the "house always wins".
Another attempt to distract from the fact he's a child rapist.
Didn't he solve this his first precidency!?
He can solve it six times and take credit each time.
You see, he needs something to distract from his iran failure that he needed to distract from him fucking kids, that he needed to distract from hrim demolishing the white house, that je needed to distract from his tarifs wrecking the us economy, that he needed to distract from his racissm, that he needed to distract from the sorry excuse of a human being he is.
SK looking at how Trump handled Iran: "NO THANKS, WE'RE GOOD!"
How can someone be so self deluded?
Narcissism, sociopathy, dementia and lack of accountability.
Oh he can break the deadlock all right, no question there. The question is what happens after it's broken. It's probably not going to be good for South Korea. Remember how much he likes Kim Jong Un.
Suuuure, Liar
With Trump is I can never tell if he's just bullshitting, or if he's genuinely delusional enough to believe the things he says he'll do will work out the way he says they will, just by his own magical determination
Yeah, he has such a great track record. Maybe they could trick him into clearing mines in the DMZ, do both sides (and the rest of the world) a favor.
Issues I have with that title...
Firstly that fat thing isn't a he, it's a barely human shaped disgusting blob of stumbling genital warts.
Secondly, leader? Haha, and HAHAHAHA. A leader leads. That thing can only lead his paedo mates to little kids to do more child rapes.
Thirdly. Break North Korea... HA. The only thing that cunt breaks is a sweat. Usually when it's trying to not shit the bed.
The fucking useless, old, dementia riddled, imbecile should just fuck off and die.