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[–] Carmakazi@piefed.social 72 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Their hands are going into their flesh like jeans pockets.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

I bet it feels amazing

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How the hell does it have pockets in its legs????

[–] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

RoboCop did. So this is just like RoboCop; a pro-constitutional reform spokesperson was killed by a counterreformist gang and got most of their body replaced by a soulless megacorporation to help them privatize proreformist publicity work. The difference is that this megacorporation didn't have any robot parts so they used a snow leopard instead.

Obviously.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Y'all talking about the pockets like you never seem a cartoon before.

Next you'll be complaining when they do this

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

sooo.......is it wearing furry pants or do anthropomorphic snow leopards have pockets like kangaroos?

like a...pocket pussy?

could that be a nickname???

[–] phillybuster_parfait@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Pussy pockets

FTFY (fixed that fur you)

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

pillow pants you say?! pussy troll you say?!

If by "treating you right" you mean imprisoning you for speaking out against the referendum that only further strengthens the "President's" power (like unilaterally dissolving the parliament and then being allowed to create laws at will, only being allowed to be replaced when sentenced of treason [but the President assigns the president of the constitutional court lol] and so on), then yes.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Would human flesh-pockets fill with sweat 🤔

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 days ago

i mean.. ask marsupials?

[–] Oaksey@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

“We are you thinking about me”.

"We're" is a common English contraction for "we are," used in the present tense to describe current actions or states

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

I feel like some brain cells died reading that.

[–] real_squids@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 days ago
[–] gigachad@piefed.social 4 points 3 days ago

Cute Armor King

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 days ago

Based on AI generated humanoid cat videos, how likely is this constitutional reform to pass? Is this the future of politics?