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[–] psoul@lemmy.world 1 points 6 minutes ago

No BLT+G for you anymore.

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 12 points 7 hours ago

Spotted dick?

Oh honey you bet I did

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 16 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

What the fuck is a queer food? I'm queer are bagel bites a queer food?

[–] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

No, but bagels are a lesbian food

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

It is known

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

It's just humorous rage bait.

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

Yeah It's called playing into it my guy

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 22 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (3 children)

Are hot dogs gay?

EDIT: Is erotically sucking on hot dogs gay?

EDIT 2: Asking for a friend. I don't do that. I'm like super popular and cool and go on lots of dates.

EDIT 3: Still less horny than violet08

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

No hot dogs are tacos therefore their traditional Mexican fare.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

Are hot dogs gay?

Hot dogs, brauts, really any kind of sausage. Also zucchini, carrots, you better believe egg plants are right out.

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

So no more morning bannas in my ass 😞

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago

If you go down on the banana afterwards it cancels out the gay.

[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

prepares Cock au Vin

Wait.. what?

[–] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

Dick with wine? Sounds like Friday night, amirite? Err... For straight women, obviously. And gay guys. And handsome prime numbers that... Nevermind.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

No more muffellata munching for me

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 13 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

soooo....is rainbow sherbet safe?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago

Only if you eat it in the closet

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 91 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Does that mean no trans fats?

[–] psoul@lemmy.world 1 points 5 minutes ago

Yeah no more, we’re saturated

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