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[–] rozodru@piefed.world 118 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I'm so sorry.

It was March or April of 2008 and I worked in the porn industry as a web developer and moderator for user submitted content sites. One site in particular that I managed was gaytube which at the time was owned by Twisty's/Pink Visual/Carsed Marketing. As a moderator for gaytube it was my responsibility to approve or deny all user submitted content to the site. and there was a lot of it. daily. Affiliate content got approved regardless but users had to be vetted. enter a guy from Eastern Europe named Alexi or Alex.

He'd submit stuff constantly of shoving things up his ass. like whatever it was. food, random objects, whatever. One day in March or April of 2008 he submitted this clip. all of it. in it's entirety. I watched it. I was one of if not the first person OTHER than Alexi to watch this thing. so. much. blood.

Naturally I had to deny it. But even after denying a clip I still had access to the upload. Now since I was in the industry I had access to all the industry forums and other user sites that people in the industry would use like the message board "gofuckyourself" (seriously, that's what it was called). I was on speaking terms with the guy that ran efukt and I would always share with him weird shit via gofuckyourself that would get submitted to one of the many sites I worked on like the victorian era E.T. porn or the duct tape ninja turtles porn for example. So I decided to send him this clip. he uploaded it. the rest is history.

[–] Starski@lemmy.zip 50 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Absolutely crazy history if true

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 27 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Yeah that's wild. This dude scarred a generation.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 30 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Not gonna lie if OP is legit this feels like being one handshake away from legend, like if you met Peter Jackson's assistant on LOTR or so.

[–] blanky@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

That's hilarious.

[–] TractorDuffy@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Okay so it happened then that sucks

BUT WHY WOULD YOU UPLOAD IT TO THE INTERNET

[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

See classic rule: 'If I had to suffer this, someone else should'

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 44 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

the victorian era E.T. porn

"I miss home"

[–] lb_o@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Sir, if that's true, it is an honor to be in one comment thread with you.

I was a teenager, and that was the era of imageboards. The rest is also history.

[–] Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Legend. Big if true.

[–] VeganBtw@piefed.social 77 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Back when it was the most shocking thing you could see. ⋅.˳˳.⋅ॱ˙˙ॱ⋅.˳🄽🄾🅂🅃🄰🄻🄶🄸🄰˳.⋅ॱ˙˙ॱᐧ.˳˳.⋅

[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It’s still the top ranking shock site to me, never been eclipsed.

[–] IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 21 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Oh man, tubgirl? Octopusgirl? Blue waffle? Meatspin? Pain Olympics?

[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 29 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Don’t forget HAI2U, or Mr Hands. Cakefarts isn’t exactly shocking in comparison to these heavy hitters but is definitely one of the classics.

Shock site pranks via disguised links was the best possible anti-phishing training one could receive as a teenager. Bring that shit back.

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

I hate that I know all of these. At least no one has mentioned swap.avi yet. Oh shit, I just did!

[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

swap.avi - when you realize 2girls1cup is just a trailer for a full length video from the same studio

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 days ago

The true final boss of the internet. Honestly, I hope it's gone for good, but you cannot kill true evil.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

2girls1cup was fake.. swap.avi was not.

[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Elaborate on “fake.” It’s the same studio who made both, MFX. This is super easy to verify online.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago

Deeeeeep lore hahaha

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Mr. Hands wasn't even that bad. He died, but not from the incident that was filmed.

[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Really? I thought it was what was filmed. Not to be that guy but… source?

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

So, good question. I can't find my original source. It seems that the event that did lead to his death was recorded, that I have a source for. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

But I remember seeing elsewhere that the specific "Mr hands" footage that was passed around wasn't that event; it was available before he died. They had been doing that for a while. I don't have a good source for that right now, and will keep looking.

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 days ago

Steak and cheese was the first one I ever discovered when I was like 12 years old, what a time to have eyes

[–] errer@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Stileproject

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

motorcycle.jpg

[–] lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 19 points 5 days ago

Yep, now we have CCTV in Palestine of pedestrians being blown to pieces -_-

[–] real_squids@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 days ago

Nahhh that title goes to funky town

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[–] Astertheprince@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

One guy, one jar, one lifetime of nope

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If you haven't read his interview about the incident, it's almost worse than the video.

[–] Soulg@ani.social 10 points 3 days ago

You can't drop that without linking to the interview

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

NO! NONONONONO DONT DO IT!!! AGH I CAN FEEL IT BREAKING!!!

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 16 points 5 days ago (4 children)

The pain Olympics one where the guy takes a hatchet to his balls was also awful to look at

[–] blanky@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Ugh I dont even want to imagine that.

[–] IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago

That or when the guy shoves a nail into his urethra.

[–] jim_v@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

That video taught me at a young age that green gummy worms will burn your doinker hole.

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[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

Least unhinged rawdawg comic.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 14 points 5 days ago

Oh shit, the Dawg is finally federating

"what does this-" reads top comment "oh, that guy"

[–] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I guess he sits on it, right?

[–] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That’s part of what happens.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sadly, that's where it stops being ok. 😮‍💨

[–] Anekdoteles@feddit.org 2 points 3 days ago

I had to laugh at this, because it's just bloody accurate.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

In hindsight, I like that we are developing independently.

There was an actual reform period where lemmy shitposts went from corn to horny-posting.

With names of important figures and all. There is history here.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)
[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Didn't click, hear it anyways

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 5 points 4 days ago

Really brings you back

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