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[–] Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca 1 points 14 minutes ago

Putin is strong in this one.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 5 points 57 minutes ago

Why do we need help if the job is “done”

This fucking regime, guys. 🫠

[–] Lazer365@feddit.nl 3 points 1 hour ago

Says the leader of the only country to ever invoke article 5 and take everybody on a useless war for oil…

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Unaltered DJT tweets are finally the perfect noncredibledefense tweets. Silver lining I guess

[–] Shortstack@reddthat.com 2 points 1 hour ago

Yup, I hate that I have to upvote this

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 70 points 5 hours ago

Guy is such a loser, it’s wild how his fan club is incapable of seeing it

[–] datendefekt@feddit.org 57 points 5 hours ago

Fascism, where the enemy is strong and weak at the same time.

[–] lian_drake@lemmy.world 11 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Am I really seeing some em-dashes there?

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 hours ago

Someone made a Trump AI but forgot to tell it not to use them. His brain is so toast there's no way he had the attention to write all that. It's totally PedoAI.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Who's the only one who have invoked article 5?

Who?

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 33 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)

The USA after the September 11 attacks on the WTC declared war on terror and invoked article 5 of the NATO treaty.

In the two following wars (Afghanistan and Iraq) and the resulting instable occupation of both, many servicemen from other NATO countries lost their lives in service to US wars.

It is also good to remember who created the Mujahideen, the Taliban and Al-Qaeda in the first place, because that's all the US.

And what of Iran? Well the US wanted Mohammad Mosaddegh (the secular and democratically elected leader of Iran) gone, because he wanted to nationalize the iranian oil. So the CIA staged a coup to put the Shah in place who let US and british oil companies into the country again, a totalitarian, dictatorial monarch who suppressed his own people so much, that they turned to the only power left that was able to rid them of his tyranical rule: The Mullahs.

All of this, every little bit, is COMPLETELY the US' fault and ALWAYS has the USA been unable to clean their own mess themselves alone.

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 minutes ago

While it is a dramatisation and takes creative liberties, I still wholeheartedly recommend Charlie Wilson’s War as a way to explain just how the US managed to fuck itself by abandoning the Mujahideen and the Afghan people (and not for the last time) post-Soviet defeat - directly leading to the creation of Al’Qaeda, and therefore the 9/11 attacks.

Plus it has Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts, so it’s an easy watch.

[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 hours ago

And every time the US shits the bed, NATO gets to smell it.

[–] fist_of_fartitude@sh.itjust.works 41 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

He's been so kind and polite to them, too. Ungrateful mofos.

[–] petrescatraian@libranet.de 7 points 3 hours ago

They didn't even say "thank you" to this

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Posting donald trump posts in this community is like using truffle oil in food

[–] ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee 14 points 4 hours ago
[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 12 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

He should ask his Board of Peace members to help him

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 1 hour ago

That’s a good point actually. Surely Milei can spare a couple of guys in a zodiac?

[–] dominic.borcea@piefed.social 22 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I do hope he continues with the anti-NATO rhetoric so that Europe is pushed further into the direction of making an EU Army. Inshallah

[–] petrescatraian@libranet.de 1 points 3 hours ago

I hope he'll stop with this, but he'll likely continue with it, and that will pretty much be the outcome. I wonder how will this come up.

[–] BC_viper@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago

I can't wait until someone kills this fuck.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 hours ago

The People's Republic of America has beaten the Iran military into absolute submission and totally demolished any chance of retribution!

We will be continuing this war that we already have totally won! The bombarding of the Strait of Hormuz will continue, until the willingness for unarmed ships to cross it improves!

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago

Why doesn't anyone want to help clean up the mess I made?

[–] petrescatraian@libranet.de 1 points 2 hours ago

It was just a shit test

[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

In his mind, Israel counts as ”almost every country”

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 1 points 2 hours ago

Probably listened to his Nazi supporters such as QAnon too much who believe The Jews^TM^ rule the world from behind the scenes. So having Israel on board equals having the entire world's backing by that twisted logic

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 6 points 5 hours ago
[–] SolidShake@lemmy.world -4 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

I stopped reading after the first sentence because trump and his followers pulled out of NATO. Or did everyone just randomly forget that?

[–] shawn@thagoat.org 5 points 3 hours ago

He made a lot of noise about it but TACO'd on that, too. Now he's mad because NATO won't help him make us terrorists. 

[–] Kirk@startrek.website 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SolidShake@lemmy.world 1 points 51 minutes ago

You're correct. Maybe he was just blabbering his fat mouth about leaving it then?