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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] iuselinux@lemmy.world 4 points 44 minutes ago

Same here in India we have idiots who say they will pay higher prices in modi's regime than question the government and demand answers. Smh

[–] banazir@lemmy.ml 3 points 59 minutes ago

I want to be mean to her, but unlike her compatriots there, she has at least some insight. Good for her. Now stop being an idiot.

[–] EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 hours ago

‘Apparently, I’m An Idiot!’

Knowing is half the battle.

[–] MangioneDontMiss@feddit.nl 8 points 1 hour ago

if only most of these morons didn't have egos that made them literally hide from the truth.

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago

Self-awareness of your weaknesses is the first step on the road to overcoming them.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago

Yes. Yes, you are.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 16 points 3 hours ago

You were warned. So, so many times. Yes, you are an idiot.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

I'm not sure if any republican has ever made life better for the working class

[–] angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Lincoln

But that's why I prefer to call people "conservative" or "liberal" (or "progressive" or "communist" or "libertarian") instead of by party

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 2 hours ago

funny the one that started the whole movement had alzheimers dementia and the current one has it as well.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 hours ago

Not by the numbers, no.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 45 points 6 hours ago (5 children)

The price of gas did it, huh?

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 hours ago

Being racist for decades 👍
Doing thousands of stupid things during the first term 👍
Stealing of top secret documents (and attempting to cover it up) 👍
Insurrection 👍
34 felony convictions, plus numerous fines and trials for other heinous shit 👍
Being a rapist of E Jean Carroll, plus numerous other sexual assault court cases 👍
Grabbing women by the pussy 👍
Having people murdered on their own streets 👍 and foreigner fishermen in boats 👍 mass illegal deportations to death camps👍 ...
...wait, this is going to take too long.
Ok, all the Epstein and child rape stuff, and bombing of little brown girls in school and just about everything and anything that most decent people would see as abhorrent 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

But when the price of fuel goes up then that's just unforgivable. That is a step too far!!!

[–] JillSteinsPuckeredAnus@lemmy.world 38 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

yup. it wasnt:

  • 40,000 dead Palestinians
  • 37 felony convictions
  • 2 impeachments
  • illegal tariff costs passed to consumers
  • US citizens shot dead on the streets
  • babies in concentration camps
  • ratfucked federal programs
  • botched war in Iran
  • punishing LGBT persons
  • incarcerating women for miscarriages
  • unhinged outbursts
  • destroying farmer's livelihoods
  • threatening NATO countries with annexation
  • lawless gustapo roaming wild

Nope. none of that. It's when he went to put gas in his Ram pickup that it all hit home.

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 hours ago

Its always "as long as im not affected"

Ao selfsish, short sighted and plane dumb

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

After about the third "You're Fired", I never wanted to hear anything from that asshole ever again.

[–] 1D10@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I was 18 ish in the late 80s, I saw him on David Letterman. I thought he was a stupid piece of shit, for 30 years I have seen people either talk about how great he is (though it always seemed like the people saying he was great were making fun of him) or about how he scammed people. And every time I think "how fucking stupid can people be"

[–] db2@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Monumentally, apparently.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 23 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

that's what pisses me off. he's a fucking asshole, he isn't a good person for changing his mind.

he probably got an erection watching ICE terrorize minorities and killing people on the streets, or seeing US bomb girls, or the fact that he's a Pedophile. no the real problem is when he has to pay a little bit more in gas.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] lemmyng@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

I mean, her clit probably still got hard, so...

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

Conservatives only care when it affects them.

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Small brain maxes out at one float number

[–] 6stringringer@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

At least she is capable of some type of self reflection. More so than say, the entire republican party combined.

[–] homes@piefed.world 6 points 4 hours ago

Some people just can’t learn that lesson

[–] mudkip@lemdro.id 7 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

These idiots will fall for it time and time again because they lack any form of critical thinking skills.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 2 hours ago

thats why fall for mlms quite easily, SOMETHING THAT IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE must be good?

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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 26 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] prex@aussie.zone 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Won't somebody think of the leopards?

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Pass me the ketchup please.

[–] Critical_Drinking@lemmy.world 216 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Fascism, yes please. But don't you touch my precious gasoline.

[–] Naradae@lemmy.world 140 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Don't forget paedophilia. Pedos are apparently not a deal breaker.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

nor is sexism, or racism.conservatives:" i can excuse BIGOTRY, but i draw the line on GASOLINE."-republican voters.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 points 21 minutes ago

Only things that directly effect them.

[–] avg@lemmy.zip 73 points 9 hours ago (7 children)

That's because they lack empathy, anything that impacts others won't change their mind, when it impacts them directly is the only time they'll care and boy are they about to be impacted.

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[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

And she's with him 1000%!

[–] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 15 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

It's the unquestioned belief in Trump that beggars belief here in Europe. We have had our own issues with Hitler and most are 2-4 generations later who know where that stupidity takes us.

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