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[–] scytale@piefed.zip 23 points 4 days ago

an event run by Lithuanian alternative wellness speaker

The causes of poor well-being are usually not physical. The consequences are already visible in the physical body, and the causes appear much earlier and first begin to form at the energetic level

They learn techniques and how to take energy, and energy and vibrations are everywhere around us

And no one is surprised why someone with measles is at this event.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

🎵 isn't it ironic 🎶

[–] shads@lemy.lol 10 points 4 days ago

At this point why don't we just prepare a Petri dish with a sample of every infectious disease we can get to co-exist, call it a freedom lick and get the process out of the way with these muppets. Rather than wasting all that time and effort to educate them just give natural selection a head start. Plus we could immediately quarantine them to stop spread through the community. I have a family member or two who will elbow people out of the way to get their lick in, and it will be a shame to lose them, but not as much of a shame as them infecting my cousin (who has Cystic Fibrosis and has to follow a modified vaccine schedule, not sure of exact details just know she has to be super careful everytime flu season or a new Covid variant rolls around) and killing her.