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[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The sound Transformers make when transforming

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Damn I should have scrolled down literally at all.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] Kornclown@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

I heard that

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago

Same for a de-erection

[–] demlet@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Slide whistle. Ascending, of course.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Loss of erection is reverse.

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

And thus, the other party is now deaf.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The old AOL voice saying "You've got mail!"

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

you've got male

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The wailing vocals from the Dune soundtrack.

[–] mrbeano@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

or the beginning of The Lion King

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

When I was a kid there was a Transformers cartoon show and every time they transformed there would be this “BE-boo-babu-babu-BEEP” sound effect.

And so yeah.

let's take it back to the classics, I'll go with a slide whistle

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What show/cartoon, I want to say Futurama, had a bit where everyone in a suit of armor made a pinging sound when checking a dime out, but the gay person who said ding to not out themselves?

[–] yaroto98@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That sound a pump shotgun makes.

Chi-chick.

[–] m4ylame0wecm@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

A classic USian take: how can X be more like a gun

[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The screaming sun from rick and morty

[–] demlet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I literally thought of this. What's wrong with us?

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Does this go for morning wood too? How about the sound of an alarm clock

[–] Jinarched@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago
[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Wet, crunchy, creaking sound like an alien creature.

Or the sound the ghost made in The Grudge.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] orenj@lemmy.kde.social 2 points 1 month ago
[–] Hackbraten@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

Ok this is a serious question.

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago

it would be harmless and so much fun if cocks getting hard made a noise AND nipples getting nice, hard, and erect also made a noise

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub -2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I keep forgetting that she actually used to be beautiful before all the plastic operations

EDIT: So apparently Lemmy is the only website in the entire universe that thinks plastic operations were the right choice

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Or they disagree that it's Megan Fox. Personally the top picture looks more like Odette Annabelle.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

no she doesn't... that's Megan Fox how old are you people

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Lmao this is from Jennifer's body premiere/red carpet. I think it just goes to prove my point. Used to be so beautiful people straight up don't believe the older pics