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[–] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 2 points 36 minutes ago

I'm thinking seriously about using something like a Daylight tablet as a thin client for a more powerful machine at home. Obviously doing real coding by hand would still suck, but LLM-based coding might actually be viable.

[–] Capybara_mdp@reddthat.com 2 points 37 minutes ago

Queeeestion- for those non-US folks, how is WFH in your areas? Is the rto push as big as it is here? Is wfh /flex culture established, or seen as a temp thing?

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

How do people see the screen

[–] jeniferariza@lemmy.world 31 points 5 hours ago

Sun glare, sand, bad WiFi… yeah, it looks better than it feels 😭

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 43 points 5 hours ago

If I’m ever envious of someone doing work in places where they should be relaxing, please kill me.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 17 points 5 hours ago

Behold! E-paper laptops! You can read them outside!

[–] grueling_spool@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

The bit about people bringing their laptops to the beach smells like RTO propaganda

[–] kazerniel@lemmy.world 53 points 7 hours ago (13 children)

Being on your laptop ~~outside~~ is a miserable experience

ftfy

As a lifelong desktop PC user, laptops just feel claustrophobic 😅 Especially sucks without a mouse, fuck the trackpad.

[–] melfie@lemy.lol 1 points 1 hour ago

I’m the opposite and am most comfortable on a laptop. I suppose part of it is that I’m near-sighted, but only bother wearing my glasses when I’m driving. Putting on glasses to see a monitor isn’t ideal. I also seem to concentrate better in a reclined position. I’ve spent so much time using trackpads that using a mouse doesn’t make much difference. Switching between windows on a single screen also doesn’t bother me.

[–] iglou@programming.dev 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I can't work on a big screen. I'm thriving on my laptop with my 3x3 virtual desktop grid, though.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I work on industrial production lines. I've gotten used enough to laptops that I don't mind too much.

Work from home on my 34" curved screen + 27" flat is amazing tho.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 hours ago

I use a tiling window manager and copious number of workspaces. It helps with the feeling of claustrophobia if anything can be easily full-screened and swapped around easily.

A 64" monitor with floating windows now feels clunky to me compared to a 15" screen with tiling set up like I like it

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 5 hours ago

I think it's an excellent compromise for being a portable PC. If I'm going to university, to a study space or a lecture, a laptop is freaking fantastic.

Also all laptops universally have one killer feature that nearly no desktop PC has: a built-in UPS. If power goes out, the laptop just keeps chugging along on battery power, giving you an extra few hours of work.

It's not my workstation of choice by any means, but I wouldn't call it miserable. It's fine.

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

Bro, people today prefer trackpad. Its fucking mindblowing. Ive met several IRL people that love trackpads and don't own a mouse.

I almost guarantee I'm 10x faster at anything on a PC than them

[–] iglou@programming.dev 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I prefer a trackpad while I work, and the reason is simple: Much less movement to switch from trackpad to keyboard than from mouse to keyboard. And much easier to land on the key you want without looking.

And I very much doubt you'd be faster than me with a mouse!

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I don't own a mouse. I like the trackpad because I'm left handed and a mouse always felt weird to me left handed because schools in the 90s forced me to use it right handed.

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 49 minutes ago (1 children)

So, uhh, are you good and comfortable at using the mouse with your right hand? If so you have no reason to use your left. I have a left-handed friend who has always exclusivity used his right for the mouse. Ain't no law saying your mouse hand must be your writing hand. Not to mention the benefits: it's the default setting on any system, and there are lots of great quality asymmetric mouses that only fit the right hand.

I'm not trying to change you, by all means if you like the trackpad more power to you. Just curious why you'd try to mouse with your left if you've already learned to use it with your right.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 2 points 34 minutes ago

I am comfortable with it in my right hand but I have a tendency to click the buttons backwards. Trackpad is easier one finger left click 2 finger right click just seems more intuitive.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 6 points 3 hours ago

I have fond memories of my Macbook Pro's touchpad. That was over a decade ago, I still haven't found a comparable experience.

[–] maplesaga@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

You're assuming these people are doing something useful, they could be dealing with Microslop licensing as their full time job. Which is definitely a full time job, its just not useful work in the broader sense.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 1 points 2 hours ago

I have a monstrous satellite l300 i use for light spec work and arduino programming. 17" screen. It does not feel claustrophobic in the slightest, unlike my latest gen dell work machine with a screen smaller than my first fucking 486 i need glasses to even see. where did we go so wrong.

[–] JensSpahnpasta@feddit.org 12 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

Yeah, i have no idea how all those people are doing their work. I need a big monitor or two, a good keyboard and a nice mouse!

[–] PoopingCough@lemmy.world 16 points 6 hours ago (6 children)

My partner is a psycho who does like 90% of her graphic design work on a 13" macbook air using only trackpad

[–] kazerniel@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

As a graphic designer, I'd quit being a graphic designer if laptop+trackpad was my only option D:

[–] Damage@feddit.it 2 points 3 hours ago

My partner used to do design on her laptop on the sofa with a graphic tablet. Inconceivable for me .

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

As a graphic designer I need to ask what the fuck.

I never use drawing tablets, honestly, but I do need a real mouse.

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[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Amazingly, there is this nifty thing called a "port" that allows a mouse to be plugged into a laptop. It is pretty incredible technology. /s

I tend to vacillate myself depending on the noise of the environment vs the work at hand. If I need to spread out across a few monitors, dock it. If I just need to do some simple paperwork, portable. If I want to force no distractions, portable (as it is more difficult to see things when your screen real estate is reduced.)

Helps if you have good eyesight too, laptop UIs today are at clown magnification levels anymore.

[–] VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 hours ago

But my laptop doesn't have a PS/2 port :(

[–] kazerniel@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Amazingly, there is this nifty thing called a “port” that allows a mouse to be plugged into a laptop. It is pretty incredible technology. /s

Yes, I meant that it's even worse when there's no mouse plugged in, but I guess my phrasing wasn't clear :)

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[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 11 points 5 hours ago

I have a fucking awesome gaming laptop. It has like 2 hours of battery life tops. (the very highly operative word being "tops") Just today I was anxious about pulling it out of my backpack due to the fact it's being spingtime and literally all of the winter walkway gravel is in the wind. I'm a Nikon fangirl and I very much hesitated to uncap my lens.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 31 points 7 hours ago (6 children)

Imagine having the freedom to work from the beach and still putting on a button down shirt.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 hours ago

I don't even like Hawaiian shirts. What's the point of that collar? Why is western wear so obsessed with putting that style of collar on absolutely everything.

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[–] TheseusNow@lemmy.zip 13 points 7 hours ago

This is like the idea of having sex on the beach. Who really wants that. You didn't think it through if you want that. Do you really want to invite sand and salmonella to the mix?

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 148 points 11 hours ago (12 children)

Working outside can be fun. At least AS long AS you dont need that good of an internet connection, have a comfy place to sit in and are at a somewhat dark spot, so you can still see on your screen.

If and only if these three things are all given, than it can be quite nice to work outside.

[–] sharuum@piefed.social 2 points 3 hours ago

The dark spot also avoids overheating

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 0 points 2 hours ago

No, because then I want to do stuff that is not sitting with my laptop outside. If the weather is nice, I'd much rather play with my dog, climb a tree, or roll around in mud. Why'd I want to sit and do PR reviews?

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[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 38 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Even just being in public. I tried it for one day at Panera while I was writing a professional review. People kept coming up to talk to me, I couldn’t tune the noise out, and I was uncomfortable in their wood chairs.

I’m convinced those suits in Starbucks are just trawling for chicks.

[–] ech@lemmy.ca 35 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

People kept coming up to talk to me [at Panera]

This is just...unimaginable to me. Who goes up to strangers at a chain restaurant? Especially one who is clearly busy? Unless you mean employees, which would be a bit more understandable, though still weird.

[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 23 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

It was a lot of old people just being social on a Tuesday. I didn’t mind that so much, reasonably sane old people should be cherished. My brain just isn’t wired for distractions.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 11 points 7 hours ago

One time an old lady kept talking to me at the gardening section of the supermarket. I didn't have the heart to cut her off, bless her heart.

She did know her shit about flowers though.

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[–] melfie@lemy.lol 111 points 11 hours ago (10 children)

Gotta turn the brightness all the way up so you squint at your laptop for about an hour before it dies and you have a tension headache.

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