"real eyes realize real lies" is comedy gold
this post was submitted on 05 Apr 2026
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not a bad sentence, but I'm afraid it'll be used in every brain dead conspiracy theory
I regrettably have to inform you, that it is already on several ed hardy style clothing articles.
I assumed it was more qanon/maga torn flag sticker territory, but I guess ed hardy and affliction was sorta the precursor.
It's from Machine Head's 1994 album Burn My Eyes
in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king!
It's pretty old, I've heard that expression when I was a kid.
This is it, the perfect gen-z brain logic anti-smoking campaign
isn't genz the gayest generation in history? that's sounds like a vape ad
They're about as gay as every other generation, they're just generally more open about it.
not gay personally, but nothing better than sucking on a nice fat throbbing girl cock. A gock if you will.
I'm a straight born again American, and I suck gock for the lord!
i suck gock for revenge!
Depends, if it's from bender then no
Millennials had the nicodick for this campaign. It's all I can think of when I see vaping.
Points for who’s already practicing on real dicks?
What's wrong with sucking robot dick? Dick is usually pretty nice, so I would think he'd be emulated in a pleasant manner by robot mechanisms.
don't such clanker dick. suck a real human instead
Both the real humans and the clankers make posts with titles like, "I wish someone was here with me right now," and yet neither ever posts their address. /shrug
don't get a canker, stop suckin that clanker!
Hey, don't deadname dick! He's a real AGI!
As long as there's still nicotine in 'em.
They didn't need a psyop to convince me. Put the robot dick in my mouth.
v.a.p.e. = verily, a penis électronique
Robot jizz is smooth and mild, and relieves stress after a hard day.
Blah blah blah "...and it shows..."