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[–] Linearity@piefed.zip 140 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Turkey mentioned 🇹🇷🔥💪💪

[–] asdasd201@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

WTF IS AN ECONOMY PROGRAM‽‽‽ 📉📉💸💸🇹🇳🇹🇳🐺🐺🤘🏿🤘🏿

[–] flora_explora@beehaw.org 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Eww... yet another state with imperialist and fascist history that has done many genocides (none of which it has ever acknowledged). And you are proud of that?

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

Türkiye number one! Türkiye STRONG 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷💪💪💪💪💪💪💪

[–] besmtt@lemmy.world 42 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I wonder how this works in the wild without humans?

[–] xzinik@feddit.cl 69 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

hmmmm........ good question

i guess that maybe get atracted to sun glitter that forms in moving(mostly) water in lakes and rivers and such instead of still water?

thats the only reason i see for a bird to have a stronger instinct for shiny things than water, because the shiny thing is the water that is safer to drink

[–] phonics@lemmy.world 50 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You actually nailed it. Glittering is attractive to all things with eyes because it represents water which is needed for life. Thats why car manufacturers use chrome in specific areas like the logo or a line they want you to notice to attract our lizard brain.

[–] xzinik@feddit.cl 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

what!? really? is that simple? but shouldnt smell be a bigger factor?

[–] phonics@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Let me know when you start smelling with your eyes lol

[–] Quibblekrust@thelemmy.club 5 points 2 weeks ago

Nwver heard of Smell-O-Vision!?

[–] xzinik@feddit.cl 2 points 2 weeks ago

xD

you know what i meant >.<'

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 weeks ago

My first thought was bugs and berries looking similar to a marble, but moving water makes a lot of sense. There's for example also cat fountains you can buy, because some cats won't drink the still water in a bowl.

[–] Yosmonkol@piefed.social 19 points 2 weeks ago

Wild turkeys teach their young, through demonstration, how to forage, and avoid dangers. For a domesticated turkey poult the human takes the role of the parent & teacher. To top it off the wild turkey hasn't lost its instincts through selective breeding like the domesticated turkey.

[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe it's a learned behavior passed down through generations? I once heard that the reason housecats get stuck in trees is because they weren't taught how to go down (backwards). Could be BS tho

[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 37 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

We do this with our dog if she get ill. We know she's not drinking enough water so we but bits of cooked chicken in the bottom of her water bowl. She ends up drinking water accidentally while trying to eat the chicken.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

We do ice cubes with our cats

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've tried this with my cats but the ice cube immediately gets shoved under the fridge where it melts.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

oh, we had a cat who loved to do that, but they still really needed the help drinking. it was a tip from the vet. we don't do it with all of them and we don't do it all the time. honestly, that cat had the cat kidney/stress disease and anything to get them drinking more made us happy. she usually drank the ice but if we put too much in she played with it like yours. the rest of ours, we usually only did/do it in the summer or when they were nearing the end of their lives and we were trying to superhydrate them to extend their lives.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Are floating ice cubes interesting enough? Also, don't they get brain freeze?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

1: yes. they like licking them. also i think cold water tastes better and i love my kitties, so why not give them cold waters in the summer?
2: i don't know i am not fluent in cat. ice cream gives me brain freeze but that ain't stop me from eating it

[–] Janx@piefed.social 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How long do you leave chicken in the water bowl?

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 weeks ago

For most dogs I'd assume seconds

[–] ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I vote the dumbass turkey to be the national bird of the US 🦃 No more eagle for you until you clean up this fucking mess!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 33 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Let's get you back to bed Mr. Franklin.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

And put some clothes on him dammit

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Only if it's full of older women

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

They are so grateful!!

[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

It almost was our national bird!

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Do the same trick but with a caffeinated drink if you have problems with your ADHD children

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I gave a ADHD kid under my care coffee once and it was a goddamned nightmare

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

Look I didn't say you'd like the rest of the effects but it'll get them drinking liquids

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Definitely wont regret leaving your baby alone with marbles. Zero chance of disaster.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Nothing can go wrong eating three marbles and going straight to bed ignoring baby

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks for reminding me to drink water. I've had a giant tumbler of it on my desk all day and was wondering why my head was starting to hurt.

[–] bryndos@fedia.io 4 points 2 weeks ago

Explains why they like to vote for christmas too.