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[–] muxika@piefed.muxika.org 78 points 1 week ago (2 children)

When you looked up this recipe, was there an age verification prompt?

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Lol, at first I thought you were responding to my borscht recipe..... I was so confused.

What about the potato soup girl?

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I looked it up.... I saw a cast iron skillet and cast iron press .... Can't help myself, GOTTA do it, come what may

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[–] Prove_your_argument@piefed.social 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I dunno, looks like a Hotdurger to me.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Our judges would also accept Hambog

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 week ago (3 children)

That's cool, but have you made bacon turtle burgers before?

Uncooked bacon turtle burgers

[–] Skuldug@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Skuldug@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No real recipe, just copy what you see. Ground meat, 3 weiners per turtle (one doen the middle, two halved for feet), wrap in raw bacon (4-8 strips), and grill until the ground meat and bacon are cooked.

[–] Skuldug@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ok so I DO waffle stomp some burger meat over my star of David dog before I baconate it

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can't imagine these cooking through properly.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yet, they did. I'd definitely use a lower heat than normal, but they cooked through just fine. Watch out for the bacon grease flaming up, of course.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The bacon wasn't chewy and/or undercooked?

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Nope. That would have been a failure.

Do them in the oven if you prefer, just make sure they're on a rack so they're not stewing in their own juices.

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

I'd try one. If they are from the bbq and smoked i'd probably take two.

(What worries me is the lack of jalopenos in there)

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Replace the sad weiner with a glorious sausage, update the ground meat with jalapenos, minced onions and cheese and this become S-tier food for cookouts, tailgate parties, backyard barbecues and pubs.

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wrap them in bacon to become king of the party

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Stop flirting with me.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Glorious sausage would end up undercooked then the burgers were right, or the burger would be overcooked when the sausage was done.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean... Aren't both of those things just ground meat anyway? One's in a tube, one is free-form.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Ground beef is good medium-rare (if it’s good beef to begin with sausage is usually pork based and needs to be fully cooked to kill tape worms I think.

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[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Gonna have to go with a cheese with peppers in it. Maybe just pour diced jalapenos over the top and lay a melty cheese over it like muenster so it traps the flavor.

[–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

Add a jalapeno iris stuffed with a cream cheese pupil right in the middle of those bad boys. Got yourself an evil eye hamdog

[–] FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I always associate smoked food with slow, low temp cooking. You dont want low temp cooked ground meat... Or at least you shouldnt want it.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I believe slow cooked bbq and smokers will aim for temps between 225 and 275 Fahrenheit. Sure it will take a while, but as long as the temp reaches the internal temp of 160 during this process, which it will, it's perfectly fine.

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[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Smoked shotgun shells will change your mind

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think this would really benefit from a lone pea placed just at the apex of each one.

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

But pea is stored in the balls

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Good, I don't need to go to the store to get more!

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago

Well yeah but you only store it there until it's used obviously

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 12 points 1 week ago

Burgussy’s.

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

Whats wrong honey? You haven't fucked your hamdogger

[–] Balinares@pawb.social 9 points 1 week ago

This is abhorrent, yet I'm intrigued.

[–] subterfuge@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I should call her…

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's stupid but I've seen stupider.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

I really can't imagine that the hot dog doesnt curl back as the protein tightens on the bottom cooking first, making this just flop apart in the grill.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

See my comment with bacon turtle burgers.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[–] abfarid@startrek.website 3 points 1 week ago

Sausage pide.

[–] orenj@leminal.space 3 points 1 week ago

This looks like something my cat would like

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

thats probably fine

[–] kboos1@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

And yet not enough.

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago
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