Nice try, FBI (which would be “Fun Hard Knob”) or CIA (which would be “Big Bear Wand”)
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I got fucking pussy meat. What the fuck.
OOF! Perhaps the Pussy Pounder would suit you better
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Pleasure Killer
nice try government to figure out the first letter of my first and last name
There will be another one of these asking for the third letter or something soon.
Man Injector....
Purple beef... I think I should see a doctor...
Say hello to my mighty Man Punch.
nice try fbi, but i dont return your calls for a reason
Power Steak.🎉🎉🎉
Holy shit, that made me laugh harder than I have in a long time.
Some funny ones there.
Like Bear Killer.
Or Fun Destroyer.
I wish I got Monster Meat 🤣
I keep wondering... Just what happened with that bear? How did you kill a bear with your... Bear killer.
Monster Meat, excellent
SCHLONG HARD PLEASURE TOOL UNIT
Nice try, but I wont fall for it.
He is farming data of you. You give the initials, he/she/they/it goes guessing you name lol.
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i'm not using my name, i'm just picking from the list and Fuck Killer is quite possibly the worst name for a dangle i've ever heard.
Skin Killer. If your partner's still around after that intoduction, maybe you shouldn't be.
Danny DeVito would say, "Oh, whoops! I dropped my Monster Condom that I use for my Girthy Injector" (since Fun Tool doesn't sound as silly)
Giant Salami
Eh, could be worse.
Giant Sword. Not very original.
Ladies, meet Mr. Salami. 😎
Moon Moon ... oh no wait, wrong thread.
Nice try FBI. Your not getting my initials!
Man meat. Very generic.
Your mom's gag
Purple Machine
Girthy Punch. Makes my tiny penis sound massive 😎
Monster Stick
Girthy Beef
Remember, it's ok to name your penis but it's not ok to name the fella's penis next to you at the urinal.
Hey gurl want some of this MONSTER BEEF?
Peter Parker's penis is called Pussy Beef
Eric Cartman - Pleasure Destroyer.
Fransisco Franco - Fun-killer.
Victor von Doom - Hulk Injector (you do you, Doctor).
I'm just enjoying every version of '[Word] Punch'.
'They call me MISTER Punch!
'Yeah babe do you like my bear punch'
If I go to a house party and they've got Purple Punch then I'm leaving
Poor Quentin Tarantino
Pleasure Meat
Giant tool, well at least it's not my personality
Giant injector. False advertising tbh
Purple Punch??
Pleasure Killer
fair enough. ambiguous enough it could go either way. I'm satisfied (unlike the women I have dated).
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