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[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Aw in my younger years I used to fantasize having two people sucking my nipples, one person licking my clit, and a fourth for passionate kisses, but none of that ever happened, just years of hard work & paying bills and now I'm dead inside.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 6 days ago

Don't let your dreams be dreams

[–] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 9 points 6 days ago

I think that happened in an episode of golden girls so you might just have to wait a decade or 2.

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 36 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I’m sending this to my ex next time I wanna hook up:

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Thank you for the edit.

[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 43 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

So jokes aside, why is it titled this way? Or is the title actually a joke?

Edit: https://artincontext.org/the-cursed-woman-painting-by-tassaert/

Meh, looks like he's probably just using it as a synonym for damned, so just classic boring religious condemnation of horny. Though in fairness he may just be using it descriptively and playfully the way we now use "naughty" I guess?

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 31 points 6 days ago (3 children)

From https://artincontext.org/the-cursed-woman-painting-by-tassaert/

The title can possibly refer to prejudices related to women and their open sexuality during the 1800s; in other words, a woman so open and free is “damned” because she is not chaste or coy.


[this is sartre]

[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 6 days ago

Hah, whoops, I edited this in before I saw your response! Same research!

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[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

Yeah, just puritan bullshit. Appeal to male insecurity, too, at least the types that get upset at the idea of a woman having been touched by another man. And then those negative feelings get protected onto the woman, of course.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I used to work with some swingers.

I asked them about the lifestyle.

"You have a lot of sex, but it's not necessarily with people you'd be interested in having sex with. Sometimes you're the other side of that equation."

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Used to be a swinger. This is very accurate and ultimately why we stopped.

[–] stankcheez@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Sounds awkward. I've met a few folks in that lifestyle that weren't exactly ... appetizing, though, so I can see where you're coming from

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 29 points 6 days ago

This was porn in the days before photography

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"She carries a terrible curse."

"That's bad."

[OP image]

"That's good!"

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago

Thumbnail looks like a bloodhound.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Damn you think the painter had the models pose like that for hours?

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Followup question, did the painter crank it while painting?

[–] TomArrr@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Spoilers. The cursed woman is the painter

[–] Karl@literature.cafe 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Boii, she thickkk

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Where do I find me a damned woman!? In every sense of the question.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

They're holding up half the sky, brother.

[–] sol6_vi@lemmy.makearmy.io 5 points 6 days ago

To shreds you say?

[–] heartpunk25@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

So is this what Christian Hell is like?

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