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[–] Hubi@feddit.org 18 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Psh, Rolls Royce had this in the 1950s.

[–] pqh@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

That’s a wine bottle cooler not a toilet.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 19 points 4 weeks ago

Challenge accepted.

[–] Hubi@feddit.org 7 points 4 weeks ago

Apparently it was both:

Under the back seat was a toilet that was mostly used to keep the champagne chilled

https://www.coachbuild.com/index.php/encyclopedia/coachbuilders-models/item/vignale-rolls-royce-silver-wraith-1954

"May I interest you in a glass of my toilet wine?"

[–] comador@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

What a shitty idea... Imagine smelling that slosh around as you drive around corners.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 22 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

A hot day with lots of errands but you forgot to clean it out the day before.

[–] slowtrain33@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 weeks ago

Name checks out

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 weeks ago

That's why there is a window behind the driver.

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 weeks ago

Could always be railroad style and just dump out on the street.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

China may solve the western world's housing crisis with cheap electric vehicles.

I keep thinking why are they building suv evs.

I guess, they could have been solving their own issue and the spillover from such a massive economy.

I'm down, it's closer to Snowcrash and, little mobile homes are cooler than storage units anyway.

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 5 points 4 weeks ago

Everybody's laughing until they're holding back a dookie like orcs at the gates of Helm's Deep in a traffic jam

[–] HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social 5 points 4 weeks ago

Excellent. Because if someone crashes into me, I want to also nearly drown in their shit.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Does China think they're Japan?