Yeah, the boner does it. Made me snort in the office
this post was submitted on 14 Apr 2026
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For someone in this state, that's usually a sign of spinal cord injury.
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Is this Perry is the back?
Of course! She's not just an astronaut.
Apparently she's a doctor too!
I thought she was busy dating Canada.
My first thought was, "Perry the Platypus? Where?!"
Using AI to generate shitposts like this is perfectly acceptable as far as I'm concerned.
Nah earth is gonna kill us for this shit
You get one. The second you post a second one I block you and and your momma.
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Is that Katy Perry?
Yes, and she seems pretty happy about the situation! She knows the healing powers of the McDoland's Hamburder!
Trump must have her so he can dominate Governor Trudeau.
Me: Urgh, AI-Slop.
Also me: what hell of a promt would generate this?
take this stupid image that people won't stop sharing on the internet (which is EXACTLY what the prick wants) and make him look like a doctor, change iv to coke, shove a burger in his face
they just used the already made image which everyone should be IGNORING, and modified it to suit their crappy tastes.
fuck it pisses me off that people are so simple mixed and continue to share his crap when they actively hate everything he does.... people are literally turning up his megaphone volume and they don't even recognize it
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Eh, it exists to make fun of the Gen-AI image Trump posted, so I'll allow it.
No wonder they're losing him, the Diet Coke isn't even hooked up.
It's also not Diet Coke, since it's clear.
Someone sabotaged it with Crystal Pepsi!!!
is this a Jesus pic?
lmao Katty Perry catching strays.
DIET coke? That won't fix anything 😔
That's crystal diet coke.
Can you please stop that?
Coming this fall to CBS & Paramount+, "Death By McDonalds". A psychopath pretending to be a doctor becomes a serial killer in a local hospital. Lots of death, lies, and hamberders. Rated NC-17 for teens [wink wink] A Jeffrey Epstein Production
“Wurst Medicine”
Hamtherapy -- the new point in medicine! Now with buns and clowns! Consult with your doctor (just for $600 if you call NOW) before self-diagnosis. Call 800-450-TRUMP-GOD-42
You have to dilute the burger in water, then take a drop off that water and dilute it again, do that 50 times and then drink the resulting water
And as by a miracle, you will feel hydrated
That stonner though
Honestly a Big Mac would help me in the in short term today.
preach
So is Trump supposed to be curing swalwell’s sexual misconduct?
This is the AI image Trump claims he saw when he posted the other.
Did someone ordered a code red?
You can’t handle the truth.
I am entitled to it!
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