If Jesus was hanged
this post was submitted on 14 Apr 2026
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Yes. If Jesus was hung, that would be a schlong.
The image does not really follow the caption.
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TIL: jesus had a tiny penis
He was god's gift to women!
Fully unironically. The horror of the crucifix is, ultimately, that Christendom failed to recognize it as a sign of humility and self-sacrifice. Instead, it became an excuse for revenge and an icon of the plunderer.
Uhm... I don't think that's what people would wear if Jesus was hung...
One must imagine Sisyphus is making a pen15 joke.
Cock bondage jewelery is more fun anyway
Why is the artist's name scrubbed off?
*Edit: Then down voted for this question?
What the hell?
Nothing says "Death Cult" quite like the prominant display of the murder weapon used against their leader.
Well, he was Palestinian and later Kinneset ghouls are wearing noose lapel pins so