I don't see the problem. My man just loves peaches.
this post was submitted on 14 Apr 2026
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Peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man
in a factory downtown.
And if I had my little way
I'd eat peaches every day
Sun-soakin' bulges in the shade
From a fucktory? Yup peaches from a fucktory.
Peaches. I love peaches.
Upvoted. And yeah, NSFW please.
L/shirtsthatgohard
Crosspost to Shirts that go hard!
I could've sworn I saw this same shirt on there.
at first glance: "Oh, apples!"
but I knew better. so I clicked.
"yeah, I thought so."
Wtf kind of apples you been eating?!
the "I really fucking need glasses" kind, apparently
Homes eats his gf's clit.
"So, what did you think?"
"Golden delicious!"
"What?"
"That's what kind of apple that was."
"......what?"
Pls dont eat someone's clit that sounds painful
Not as painful as picking one off a tree!
How about them apples
This is the kind of shirt that people who think the existence of queer people are not "age appropriate" wear.
I would wear this. It fucking slays.
People who think the existence of queer people are not age appropriate are not allowed to wear this by their church and imaginary friend.
Plot twist: he's a gynecologist
I bet this is just a souvenir of each one he's seen
Maybe I just have a filthy mind but it looks like various sketches of rear pussy
It would be incredibly generous of you to mark this post as NSFW
all those peaches
Now we need a real shitpost edit of this
Guys and gals, I know it's hard without Lemmy NSFW, but ffs xD
There is... another...
Went on, nothing but archives, nowhere for me to post.
How is it nothing but archives? I'm literally posting from it.
Urkin, the town rapist
Can someone please just tell me if this is supposed to be apples? We all know it does not necessarily resemble apples.
Shirts that get hard
Can't unsee it.... just can't
Haute couture by Georgia O'Keeffe.