I don't know for sure but "send gay nudes or get drafted" sounds a little gay.
this post was submitted on 15 Apr 2026
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Pumpkin, it's not just any gay nudes of yourself. It's gay nudes with very specific asks. The kinds of asks you might expect from a patron of your OnlyFans account. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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I think it's like the bear hunter joke where you have to keep resubmitting it for even more clear close up photos.
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Apparently it's the gay man that takes it, not the gay man that gives it in Turkey. Wild.
Meh, just archaic. In ye olde times it wasn't gay to fuck, it was gay to be fucked. Ancient Greece, Ancient Rome, modern times Turkey, etc.
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I knew it was possible
Totally not gay.
The hat stays ON during whatever the fuck this is.
... does this qualify as clownfuckery?
Please tell me you have a source for that
That would break my dick ngl
You just need to add more men so the diameter of the fuck train increases
Determine the maximum angle you can handle, x.
360⁰ ÷ x = number of men required.
Put that in a geometry textbook!
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Military recruiters:
Military: Recruiting soldiers. Sorry, no power bottoms.
Soldiers: awwwww :'(
Big, strong, military men must always come out on top.
Nah, it says to be excluded you have to be the "passive partner" so power bottoms are still allowed.
Finally an ethical application for generative AI
My Turkish friend says there's a running joke of "The Turkish military has the largest gay porn collection in the world"
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But what if I get pegged by my gf? Does that count?
Inquiring minds want to know.
We need the pics. For Turkey.
Gobble gobble.
Wow, so being top is not gay enough apparently.
Modern western ideas where the most important part of sexual orientation is who you find attractive is somewhat new, and while it's gained a lot of popularity among queer people worldwide it's still not the default model everywhere. In a lot of times and places things such as who you have sex with regardless of attraction or what role you take in sex are considered more important (also at what age). Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if some people were to see a man who only has receptive sex and exclusively with women as more gay than a man who exclusively tops men.
I also wouldn't be surprised if they're thinking that a straight man might be willing to top a man to get out of the military, but not to bottom
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So bizarre to me. If I were forced to choose "which is gayer" id say the top is the gayest position.
As a hetero id easily be able to take a cock up the ass to avoid getting sent to kill or die. I'd struggle quite a bit more to maintain an erection strong enough to go in a man. Especially with the context motivator in the back of my head.
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And the photos must show you as the passive partner
So I guess you and your partner have to switch positions and each have a photo to get out of it. No two for one!
You hear that?! It's only gay if your recieve so you can pound as many man-ass's your dick can handle!
Alternative explanation - the Turkish army is okay with gays as long as they are dominant.
Which... strangely makes sense.
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So apparently tops aren't gay?
apparently it is a whole cultural thing. it ties in to why male homosexuality is talked about in the bible and lesbians were not. without an obvious "top" it wasnt worth discussing.
iirc greeks like Spartans looked at it this way. funny how people feel the need to make distinctions, we're a strange species.
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I am a bisexual guy from Turkey, this is old news.
From what I heard these days you just go to a psychiatrist and act a bit gay. Then if the psych is not an asshole they give you something called "pink certificate" which makes you exempt from military service.
But like, I would give my nudes to the government if it means not doing military service. Nobody can make me serve for this (or any) country
My compulsory service is currently on hold because I am studying in university. Me and my boyfriend are planning to go the the military psychiatrist together to get pink certificates for both of us. Once we finish uni and gtfo of family home ofc
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Sounds like Turkish military recruiters have a bit of a fetish ...
The 301st Power Bottom Division was a decorated outfit before the Turkish military instituted this policy.
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Of course the clerical class wants gay porn "for research purposes".
The all-holy ones, who only do holy things to their altar boys.
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I'm not gay, but if taking a few pictures could spare me going to this madness that is military, i'm in!
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Boner spurs
Can I charge them for my onlyfans account and they then get plenty prove of gay sex
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