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[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 36 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Whenever I see classic emojis in a sentence, I believe it's some 50-something years old writing some cringe shit (you can say shit on the internet, by the way) for their friends in facebook.

[–] zout@fedia.io 26 points 3 days ago (3 children)

As a 50 year old, my classic emoji's are actual ascii emoticons.

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

;¬)

8======D-- - - - - D-:

pinky up for the classics

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

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8==m==D~~~ ( • )( • )

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

as a 46 yo I prefer dongers: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

you're allowed to persue dongs if ya like man. no judgies

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[–] LemmyThinkAboutIt@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

(⁠ヘ⁠・⁠_⁠・⁠)⁠ヘ⁠┳⁠━⁠┳

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I believe so. But do you write cringe shit (like the post we're talking in) on facebook? I think you probably don't, hence my point stands.

[–] zout@fedia.io 2 points 3 days ago

I definitely don't write or talk like that, I may be silly but I'm not an idiot.

Some philologist is currently writing a thesis on the development of emoji "accents" on social media.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I’m sorry this is the CIA -an unmarked van will be taking you to an offshore black-site for saying shit on the Internet.

[–] Photonic@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Wait we can say shit in the shitpost community? If only I had known earlier!

Edit: also, my colleagues (millennials and gen X-ers) have discovered the gen Z emojis and are spamming them ironically in the group chat now

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Really depends on the emoji imo. 🤣 is definitely a boomer one in my experience, I never see it being used by a younger person

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago

I see 🤣 being used by older AND younger people mostly whereas people my age might use 😂 or just plain ol' :D which we're more used to

[–] socsa@piefed.social 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Downvoted for cringe censorship

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 0 points 3 days ago
[–] village604@adultswim.fan 25 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Is this just a white thing? I figured it was a southern thing because black people here do it just as frequently as white people.

And regardless of race they always do it right in middle of the main aisle of the store so no one can pass.

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 13 points 3 days ago

Well dip me in butter and roll me in nuts

[–] dunestorm@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 14 points 3 days ago

"Jeez Steve, let's start with coffee and see how it goes before jumping to pegging and dirty talk".

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hello, human resources?

[–] justsomeguy@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well, well, well, if it isn't Shitcock Mike the third. How has the sack been hanging, partner?

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 1 points 3 days ago

Hmm you confused the sociopaths with normal greeters

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Don't be mad, y'all can't come up with a fly af greetings like that.

Those greetings were part of the trade for our rhythm centuries ago.

Along with the colonialism, but that's not as fun.

[–] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

Well, shit on my dick. How's it going fuckface!?

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well golly gee humdinger fuck me in the ass!

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 2 points 3 days ago

Don't have to ask me twice

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago
[–] homes@piefed.world 4 points 3 days ago

is this dude hanging out at a gay bathhouse?

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 1 points 3 days ago

Is this what happens when there's a Microsoft / Apple crossover episode?