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And that’s basically it!
The only one I would endorse is butt plugs designed for dudes. He's been in enough vag, stick him in the poop chute.
Some of us don't see this as punishment
Make Americans Groan Again
So I want to share something bizarre/fucked-up that happened to me. It's an ad for AliExpress I got.
Now I do buy a lot of hardware and craft stuff from there. But not much else.
Nothing political. And certainly not this side of politics.
I do say "trump fucks kids" often on social media in response to any maga what-aboutism.
I can only assume that's what caused this.
But look at the last image.
That's the most disturbing one. Because this ad is obviously targeted at me because it thought I was maga for saying "trump fucks kids".
Now I went to AliExpress to see if they sell real dolls at kids ages. They do. And many people have bought them.
I think buying the babies is weird but I kinda get because doll collectors. But not 5 year olds.
Someone tell me I'm reading too much into this . But it appears to be that the people who buy the first items are also the people buying that girl doll.
I can't see anyone needing a realistic 5 year old doll for any reason other than sex stuff. Who makes this? Who are the buyers? Wtf.
I can’t see anyone needing a realistic 5 year old doll for any reason other than sex stuff.
afaik I read somewhere it's people who are either childless, alone, and unable to reproduce, or use the dolls as posable models for amateur non-porn photography.
Well I hope that's true
Isn't it weird what other items it's paired with though ?
Those I mentioned are very much the exception, and they're in much smaller numbers.
This content is not available in my region. It's provoked a fuckin horror show in my imagination.
I guess he does have his head up his own ass a lot of the time, so it only makes sense to share at this point.
Idea: Anal beads with faces painted on them of Trump's arse-kissers. Graham, Hegseth, Leavitt, etc. There could ultimtely be many many beads!
Well there’s a link I’m never gonna click.