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[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The only one I would endorse is butt plugs designed for dudes. He's been in enough vag, stick him in the poop chute.

Some of us don't see this as punishment

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

Make Americans Groan Again

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

So I want to share something bizarre/fucked-up that happened to me. It's an ad for AliExpress I got.

Now I do buy a lot of hardware and craft stuff from there. But not much else.

Nothing political. And certainly not this side of politics.

I do say "trump fucks kids" often on social media in response to any maga what-aboutism.

I can only assume that's what caused this.

But look at the last image.

That's the most disturbing one. Because this ad is obviously targeted at me because it thought I was maga for saying "trump fucks kids".

Now I went to AliExpress to see if they sell real dolls at kids ages. They do. And many people have bought them.

I think buying the babies is weird but I kinda get because doll collectors. But not 5 year olds.

https://imgur.com/a/UceBoyy

Someone tell me I'm reading too much into this . But it appears to be that the people who buy the first items are also the people buying that girl doll.

I can't see anyone needing a realistic 5 year old doll for any reason other than sex stuff. Who makes this? Who are the buyers? Wtf.

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I can’t see anyone needing a realistic 5 year old doll for any reason other than sex stuff.

afaik I read somewhere it's people who are either childless, alone, and unable to reproduce, or use the dolls as posable models for amateur non-porn photography.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Well I hope that's true

Isn't it weird what other items it's paired with though ?

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Those I mentioned are very much the exception, and they're in much smaller numbers.

This content is not available in my region. It's provoked a fuckin horror show in my imagination.

[–] Whitebrow@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I guess he does have his head up his own ass a lot of the time, so it only makes sense to share at this point.

Idea: Anal beads with faces painted on them of Trump's arse-kissers. Graham, Hegseth, Leavitt, etc. There could ultimtely be many many beads!

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Well there’s a link I’m never gonna click.