this post was submitted on 17 Apr 2026
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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 110 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh this one is real bad. Fantastic.

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Especially with the color choice. To me blue indicates it's the cool thing to do, while red equates to "stop, don't do this." Yet the "only" thing you're supposed to do (whichever one one it actually is) is printed in the red background. WTF were they thinking?

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 14 points 3 weeks ago

And yet they still probably get all smug and call people dumbasses when they do the wrong thing...

[–] wioum@lemmy.world 50 points 3 weeks ago
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 41 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Nobody knows what's beyond the Door of Ambiguity (if that's even the real one).

[–] Klear@quokk.au 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There's a guard in front of it and you can ask him a single question.

He always says random bullshit.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Probably a cat.

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The voice actor for Ace should have some free time soon, maybe they can bring him back to do some more of those.

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is brilliant! You can put it on either side of the door, then when someone says it’s incorrect you just tell them they read it wrong.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

Thanks bastards incorporated!

[–] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Thank you for these!

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 16 points 3 weeks ago

It would be hilarious if it were a fake door.

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This would be the best sign for a sliding door.

[–] Kn1ghtDigital@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Or a two-way swinging door.

[–] jimmux@programming.dev 5 points 3 weeks ago

Or a sealed window.

[–] jlow@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

This has to be on purpose? There's no way they weren't trolling with this one

[–] Shellbeach@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Find the answer to the prompt "what is it like dating me"

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

When you're looking for a sign from the universe on what you should do next...

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Donald A. Norman would be rolling over in his grave seeing this, if he were dead.

The term Norman door was coined after him and his writing on affordances.

[–] username_1@programming.dev 4 points 3 weeks ago

Stop standing there like a... Do something already!

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

Why does this take me back to learning about homomorphisms and category theory?

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago

This is one of those doors that bike locks are made for. Guess what your closed.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 2 points 3 weeks ago

Ah yes, the push&pull technique

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Don’t only, pull push? 🧐