Trump can remember my balls.
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he could refresh his memory of if he ate corn last week by checking his pants
When did McDonald's start serving corn?
It is the second ingredient in most of their drinks
Nice
Well there's a hollow threat.
Bet, somehow, doesn't remember shit
With any luck American voters will also remember, since they are the ones who paid for the fucking things.
🎶 I will remember you. Will you remember me? 🎶
He? Remember? He probably has forgotten what he had for breakfast when he left the room.
Came here to say this. But then realised it wouldn't matter because he would just lie about it if asked anyway 😂 "I had breakfast, it was the best breakfast. It broke records for how fast and everyone complimented me about it."
No he won't, he can't even remember what he had for breakfast this morning.
That'd be easy to remember, it was a big Mac. Same as last night's supper, second breakfast, dinner, the afternoon treat etc etc etc
big macs: boil 'em, mash 'em, put 'em in a big mac meal
What's big Mac, precious? What's big Mac?
Narcs are often compared to gollum.
That's the point. His brain is so damaged that he can't remember stuff he does every day.
Yet Sleepy Don still can't remember.
The tariffs WE PAID. Those fucking companies jacked up prices to cover them. Now our tax money is going to pay them again.
And then, they’re keeping those prices high.
Yeah, there's no chance they now lower prices and collect less profit. That's what we should remember...
Taxes this year were brutal. Fucking. Goddamn. Brutal.
Trump is suing our own government to steal these. He's doing it right now. He's a fucking traitor.
I think I'm with the companies here, which feels weird to say. The Trump admin imposed these ridiculous tariffs, which the companies had to pay. Makes no sense for them to lose money on the products they sell, so of course they raised prices, which we all said they would have to when the tariffs were imposed. Meanwhile, the administration pocketed the money. Then the tariffs were ruled to have been illegal.
So yes, I want the companies to go after the money that the administration illegally bilked them (and, indirectly, us) out of. I hope they figure out ways to pass the recovered money back to customers; Costco has said it will use the money to lower prices. But it's actually more important to me that the administration not get away with the illegal tariffs.
Product sells for $10. After tariffs of $2 it sells for $14.
You pay $2 tariff and $2 convenient price hike. Company makes $2 for hiking price more than value of tariff.
Company requests refund for $2, company made $4 total.
You paid $4 extra total, which the company made. It's a completely standard transaction, money from your packet to company's. And more tax money will be wasted for the costs of processing the refunds.
Company brings price down to $12, you're still overpaying, and are you necessarily buying that product again?
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The companies in question: Person llc, Woman Inc, Man Co, and Camera and TV inc.
According to his tests, he can only remember four words.
But on the cognitive test he took he THOUGHT it was an IQ test.
He failed BOTH tests at the same time.
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That's unfair... he clearly remembered person, woman, man, camera and tv that one time.
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This motherfucker can only remember what someone told him 3 seconds ago.
Isn't that a threat a mob boss in the movies would say?
He has 4 modes: mob boss cliche, bigotted old asshole, self aggrandizing liar, and demented confused fool. They are not all distinct and he does like to mix and match. But they are all equally pathetic.
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Just like he remembers the Afghans that helped fight with US soldiers now at risk of being deported to the Congo?
Or like how he forgot the name of the woman who gave him her Nobel peace prize the very next day.
No he won't. Statements like this have all been bullshit and everyone in the business world knows it.
I would immediately ask him what he had for breakfast yesterday if he said that to me.
He can’t remember the start of the sentence he’s actively speaking, his memory will play no structural role in any of his future retaliations.
I wake up every day hoping for good news... You know the news I mean... Every fucking day.
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It's not as much "remember" as if a company wants a favor from him, they can point out they didn't seek tariff refunds and he MIGHT do it.
American Presidency being run like the mafia.
He won't remember anything, he's too fucking stupid.
WE, however, are going to remember EVERYTHING, and he is going to pay for every crime he has committed. Either he will, or those elected leaders who won't punish him will pay, and THEN Trump will pay.
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Fuck that! We remember what you said and continue to say about Canada ,you entitled, dirtbag shit stain. The level of arrogance makes me want to puke. Pay it all back you cunt!!!
I think the reason why the more big firms are not using the site is because they have lawyers and such to get refunds, not to mention plenty of means to weather the tariffs so it doesn't affect them.
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Oh I do actually believe he really will remember them. For several seconds, possibly even over 15 seconds!
Trump can't remember what he had for dinner. Eldery with dementia can't remember new shit.
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