Dad Jokes

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submitted 6 days ago by rammer@sopuli.xyz to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It's a whisky business.

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[–] LordMayor@piefed.social 5 points 5 days ago

That’s the same reason I quit that liquor store job.

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Not everyone likes the idea of eating cream you made with your hands.

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Not enough reward for effort. The cost of a tub of cream simply isn't sufficient recompense for the cramping in your fingers.

[–] everett@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 days ago

Welcome to the community!

[–] No1@aussie.zone 0 points 6 days ago

Yeah, I'm not buying the cream of some young guy.