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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Boy, it'd be just terrible if I received any unsolicited pussy pics...

coughs

I said... IT'D BE JUST TERRIBLE IF I RECEIVED ANY UNSOLICITED PUSSY PICS

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Pussy loaf. Get me a slice of that!

[–] mattyroses@lemmy.today 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Whoa, that's one puffy pussy. All the more to love!

[–] usernamefactory@lemmy.ca 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] edg@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Is this an Are You Being Served reference?

This might be the first time I've seen anyone reference it online and that's a tragedy

[–] usernamefactory@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

It is, and I’m unanimous in that.

[–] the_armchair_potato@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

"Photo"...really? Go fuck yourself op!!

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I used to be so like this, unironically stringed along a girl who was hitting on me, making her play videogames, and gave zero fuck that she wanted well...fuck. She gave up of course, funny thinking about it now.

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Did she send you cat pics though?

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 7 points 3 days ago

She only had contact through the game so no, it was a rando trying to score something im a videogame lol

[–] Skankhunt420@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why wouldn't you just tell them you're not interested in them like that? No reason to string them along.

Did you mean unintentionally?

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 5 points 3 days ago

I don't even remember...I was playing a game, they were in the game and "friended" me to play along, but were actually flirting. I was not 100% sure, but I was 100% not interested, and only wanted them as a game partner. At that point it as obvious, and I was practically trolling them. She gave up eventually.

[–] M137@lemmy.today 38 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That better be your cat's name this time.

[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 5 points 3 days ago

Bob and vagene would be amazing

[–] stardustpathsofglory@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 days ago

All kinds of cameras these days.

[–] EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Mulva, is that you?

[–] Elilol@fedinsfw.app 22 points 4 days ago (2 children)

This happens to me all the time xD

[–] M137@lemmy.today 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Elilol@fedinsfw.app 5 points 4 days ago

Why not zoidberg!

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh yes, my DMs are full of pussy pics and baddies wanting to slay me. But, all I want to do is bust out my laser pointer and play with their cats.

[–] Elilol@fedinsfw.app 1 points 3 days ago

Please do! our cats love to be played with

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

His virgin levels are OVER 9000!

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is it though? When I was a virgin I would have loved girls to send me pussy pics. Now, years later after many partners and experience, I'm not impressed with women trying to flirt with me with a pussy pic. Send me a cat photo and we'll talk. If these women are that shallow that they send pussy pics to score, they should target virgins instead.

[–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I am a virgin.
If some woman sent me pic of her vagina, I would assume it's probably some 50 year old dude trying to catfish me.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

50 year olds don't know how to communicate with younger generations so I doubt it. I'm 39, even I really don't get Gen Z and Gen A. I feel so old because they are so weird. If I were to catfish some younger person they would immediately know.

Also, even knowing it's someone catfishing, I'd still be happy to see pussy pics when I was a virgin.