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[–] Eric@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Wow, she actually told the truth for once!

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Coincidence

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

Oh, they did inform her beforehand?

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 27 points 4 hours ago

Foreshadowing is way too heavy-handed this season.

[–] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 33 points 4 hours ago

Hey, if you spent a year being yelled at for his idiot decisions, you'd plot his assassination too.

[–] BlueZen@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago

i wonder how much she made in the prediction market last night?

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

WTF??? Did she really admit that the shooting will be staged, or is "shots fired" common party phrasing I'm not familiar with?

[–] warbond@lemmy.world 14 points 2 hours ago

It's common phrasing for somebody being made fun of. I assume that since the correspondence dinner has recently been a sort of roast of the administration by the press that she was using it in the "being targeted by jokes" sense, but who fucking knows anymore.

[–] MyOpinion@lemmy.today 2 points 3 hours ago

Amazing how they knew in advance. All part of the plan. Time to release the Trump Epstein file.

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