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[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

i like the star trek borg cube texture instead personally

[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 15 points 6 hours ago (2 children)
[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 hours ago

Its the physical manifestation of the old pipes screen saver from windows 95.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

It's like a kind of reverse greeble.

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

As far as I know it's also considered greeble, the term was just coined later

[–] Infinite@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 hours ago

It was coined by ILM in the 70s, a smidge before the Borg.

[–] CorvidCawder@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

There was even a pretty cool plugin for Cinema4D with that same name IIRC.

[–] Vieric@piefed.social 7 points 6 hours ago

The Great Greeble Assimilation was a very important milestone for the Borg.

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Is there a special name for electronic doodads in sci-fi? Like the control panels in the Millennium Falcon or Luthen's radio switchboard in Andor. Shoot, Mother's room in Alien is another example. It's like the electronic version of greebles on a starship model. Do they have a special name as well?

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 11 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

That whole aesthetic is cassette futurism, as distinct from the glass touchscreens of Star Trek TNG.

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Oh yeah! I forgot that was a thing. Tx ^^

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 12 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

So in the future, have they also solved the problem of "dust"? Those poor cleaners...

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 12 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

No dust in space because vacuum.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 27 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Commander_Keen@reddthat.com 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

That's @Kolanaki@pawb.social you're taking to there.

[–] MoonMelon@lemmy.ml 83 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Back in the days where they used miniatures to do spaceships sometimes the vfx dept. would take model kits and glue the entire plastic sheet, sprues and all, to the miniature. You know, like this.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

The definitive greebled cube.

[–] AnchoriteMagus@sh.itjust.works 98 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (6 children)

Forgiveness for my pedantry, but pretty sure a greeble (or greeblie) is the individual plastic details that they would glue on to create the texture, not the texture itself.

You wouldn't say a texture is "greeble".

Edit - and if you're talking 3d modeling, greebling is done during sculpting, it's not a texturing step.

[–] orvorn@slrpnk.net 19 points 10 hours ago

To be pedantic in return - in 3D modeling you absolutely can add greebling as a bump map or tessellation texture.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 50 points 13 hours ago

It seems to use a similar naming convention as stucco, where the thing that is applied shares the name with the resulting texfure.

[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 24 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Blender modeler here. We often do grebble in geometry nodes. Not sculpting

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 19 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

You could also theoretically do it in the texturing step with a displacement modifier using the new(er) dynamic scaling.

[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Oh yeah. Forgot it was stabilised

[–] inconel@lemmy.ca 11 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

I get where you're coming from but texture in layman term is (microscopic) characteristic of the surface. You wouldn't appreciate crisp 16bit RGBA pixels in your mouth when you bite an apple.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 9 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

It's texture as in surface quality, not the meaning used in computer rendering.

[–] artifex@piefed.social 4 points 10 hours ago

In the late 1990s I wrote an Alias|Wavefront plugin called greeble that built a bump field + height field from texture so artists could paint greebles on by hand, so whether or not that’s the proper way to do it, it’s been a texture thing for a long time.

[–] HAL_9_TRILLION@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Huh. I thought it was the invisible things that only cats can see that makes them kinda crazy.

[–] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

it is. this is just word theft. ;p

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

The term "greeblies" was coined by George Lucas in the 1970s to describe details on model ships used in the production of Star Wars

;-P

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 hours ago

“kinda”

[–] jaaake@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FryHyde@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

I knew Ron Thornton for awhile. He said nurnies were digital and greebles were physical, but most other people I've known have used them interchangeably.

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 18 points 11 hours ago

And here I was calling it the Borg

[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

They're half the reason people buy Nothing phones.

[–] vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Infinite@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 1 points 1 hour ago

Yeah, none of that shit does anything besides the cameras, the flash and that little screen. It isn't even covering anything with the same shape underneath it. I say that as someone who has a Nothing phone. It looks cool, but is completely funcionless.

[–] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago

You will be assimilated. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile.

[–] Frigg@hexbear.net 2 points 11 hours ago

Greebles! An important part of making miniature models, here's a great video with examples: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otvDWcDVeac